BEER WOLF Category
LUCK O’ THE BEER WOLF.
Posted on March 17, 2019 Leave a Comment
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! We don’t normally have anything remotely interesting to report on this holiday, but my soul got a burst of euphoria this morning when this Coors Light commercial from 1986 featuring our hairy hero BEER WOLF just landed on my desk (thanks Melissa! ♣). Not only is this the first full-length commercial I’ve […]
HOT N’ FRESH BEER WOLF DELIVERY.
Posted on June 28, 2017 Leave a Comment
Just this afternoon I arrived at the TNUC lair to find an all-too-familiar box sitting at my doorstep. Now, a box of pizza wouldn’t be anything out of the ordinary if I had actually ordered a steamy-hot-delicious-cheese-pie. So something about this strange box gave me an uneasy feeling which gave way to profuse sweating and […]
CHILLY EVENING BLISS.
Posted on October 15, 2014 1 Comment
Jay Chattaway’s music from 1985’s Silver Bullet strikes in all the right places. It’s spooky enough that I can count on it to awaken that part of me which feels the most alive this time of year, yet emotional enough that somehow it brings back memories of my earliest exposure to horror movies. Those first tastes of the […]
BEER BELL.
Posted on September 5, 2013 2 Comments
What your witnessing here today is no dream. It’s absolutely real and it’s definitely happening. A beer glass…a dumbbell…a BEER BELL. Here we have, sent down from the heavens, a weightlifting/alcohol-consuming device that is simply the key to all greatness. A beer glass firmly sealed to the top of a 1 1/4 lbs dumbbell, crucial […]
DROP OUT OF SUMMER SCHOOL WITH THE BEER WOLF.
Posted on August 9, 2012 7 Comments
Nothing can come between Beer Wolf and capturing the savage tan he so rightfully deserves this summer. That’s why during class last Friday he excused himself to go lift his leg in the bathroom and never looked back. This hadn’t exactly been a banner summer for Beer Wolf. On top of being forced to attend […]
BEER WOLF.
Posted on September 27, 2011 2 Comments
He’s one loose partyin’ dude in a loose partyin’ mood. But he wasn’t always that way. Legend has it that back in 1983, when the fine folks at the Coors Brewing Co. let him loose to the public, he was a much different, darker wolf. Initially the people at Coors marketed him as a throwback […]
