BEER WOLF Category

BABY BEER WOLF.

Who could forget that devastating winter of 1986… The Coors Light’ Beer Wolf family were a loving family made up of Beer Wolf, Babe Wolf and Baby Beer Wolf. During that bleak winter they faced severe financial issues that spread wide across the entire village. The biggest hardship was a drought that plagued the townspeople […]

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LUCK O’ THE BEER WOLF.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! We don’t normally have anything remotely interesting to report on this holiday, but my soul got a burst of euphoria this morning when this Coors Light commercial from 1986 featuring our hairy hero BEER WOLF just landed on my desk (thanks Melissa! ♣). Not only is this the first full-length commercial I’ve […]

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HOT N’ FRESH BEER WOLF DELIVERY.

Just this afternoon I arrived at the TNUC lair to find an all-too-familiar box sitting at my doorstep. Now, a box of pizza wouldn’t be anything out of the ordinary if I had actually ordered a steamy-hot-delicious-cheese-pie. So something about this strange box gave me an uneasy feeling which gave way to profuse sweating and […]

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CHILLY EVENING BLISS.

Jay Chattaway’s music from 1985’s Silver Bullet strikes in all the right places. It’s spooky enough that I can count on it to awaken that part of me which feels the most alive this time of year, yet emotional enough that somehow it brings back memories of my earliest exposure to horror movies. Those first tastes of the […]

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BEER BELL.

What your witnessing here today is no dream. It’s absolutely real and it’s definitely happening. A beer glass…a dumbbell…a BEER BELL. Here we have, sent down from the heavens, a weightlifting/alcohol-consuming device that is simply the key to all greatness. A beer glass firmly sealed to the top of a 1 1/4 lbs dumbbell, crucial […]

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DROP OUT OF SUMMER SCHOOL WITH THE BEER WOLF.

Nothing can come between Beer Wolf and capturing the savage tan he so rightfully deserves this summer. That’s why during class last Friday he excused himself to go lift his leg in the bathroom and never looked back. This hadn’t exactly been a banner summer for Beer Wolf. On top of being forced to attend […]

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