HALLOWEEN 2020 |

NIGHT BEAST 4: THE BEAST IN ME.

Posted on October 23, 2020 9 Comments

The crunch of dead leaves, the smell of wood burning stoves, apple cider mills and a four-legged, savage nomad they call The Night Beast. That’s exactly what came to our small town this Autumn season. For most people, 2020 had been dampened by a different threat. Not for the TNUC villagers. The only fear that […]

RONNIE THE DWARF.

Posted on October 19, 2020 Leave a Comment

Just how many tales have been told of a drunken, heavy metal dwarf? The answer is probably not many. Tonight’s scary story dates back from 1981 when Ozzy Osbourne had a personal dwarf that he used in his live shows for both the Diary of a Madman and Speak of the Devil tours. John Edward […]

CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT.

Posted on October 13, 2020 7 Comments

Without question, the breakout hit of last year’s Halloween mixtape was ‘Children of the Night’, borrowed from the soundtrack to Maniac Cop 2. I know nothing about the artist, but it’s hard to believe a man named ‘Buddy Miles’ could create such a sinister and sexy tune. It also perfectly encapsulates a city-terror vibe that […]

I WAS A TEENAGE SEX MUTANT.

Posted on October 7, 2020 1 Comment

Trick or Treat, Black Roses, Rock N Roll Nightmare, Rocktober Blood, Hard Rock Zombies… Freddy Krueger and Dokken, Jason Voorhees and Alice Cooper, The Ghoulies and W.A.S.P… You know them. You love them. You covet them. They are your horror + heavy metal lifeblood. Since we all know that horror and heavy metal is a […]

TERROR TRAIN DEPOT.

Posted on October 2, 2020 Leave a Comment

All you need to do is go for a walk or take a drive during this time of year and I guarantee you will encounter spooky things. This was proven last weekend when Uncle T and Auntie T found an abandoned train depot in the woods of New Hampshire. If I’m being completely honest, TNUC […]

DAY OF THE BEAST.

Posted on October 1, 2020 3 Comments

The other night while chopping wood and raking leaves outside, I was suddenly overtaken with such a blast of Autumn power that it made the little hairs on my arm stand up. Before I went inside to my wood stove to calm down all the excitement, I chucked my axe into the nearest tree, feeling […]