HALLOWEEN 2017 |

MY DREAM WARRIORS HOUSE.

Posted on October 31, 2017 Leave a Comment

For every Freddy Krueger disciple on the planet, 2017 was a banner year as the beloved classic A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors celebrated its 30th Anniversary. The movie was released three decades ago this past February and horror freaks have been seen celebrating in all ways possible. However, has anyone done their […]

CASTLE TNUC (Chapter 3).

Posted on October 30, 2017 Leave a Comment

Continued from “Chapter 2″…(read first!) His serpentine eyes pierced the mist, stopping Roxie right in her tracks. She couldn’t move, she couldn’t look away, she was completely transfixed by the fiery, penetrating gaze. The music began to churn slower and slower as if the syncopated Italo basslines were mirroring the slow, swirling movements of the […]

SPOOK-A-RAMA MIX.

Posted on October 25, 2017 10 Comments

Why is everyone so fascinated by this abandoned amusement park and it’s creepozoid like inhabitants? Will people ever learn their lesson when they see the giant sign that reads: NO EXIT. NO ONE LEAVES CASTLE TNUC ALIVE?!? Embedded inside the foam-core brick walls of Castle TNUC is a soundtrack. Buried in these unknown whereabouts is […]

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL: THE ELVIRA SHOW.

Posted on October 21, 2017 6 Comments

Welcome to Castle TNUC’s Saturday Night Special! Tonight we’re putting the boob in boob tube by watching the pilot episode of our Halloween queen’s failed TV show for CBS, The Elvira Show. Elvira shines on a level right on par with her 1988 motion picture debut Mistress of the Dark with that quick wit and saucy delivery. Apparently […]

CASTLE TNUC (Chapter 2).

Posted on October 17, 2017 3 Comments

Continued from “Chapter 1″…(read first!) As they approached the glowing draw bridge entryway into the giant ceramic head of the TNUC Manimal, nervous excitement set in. It was hard to accept this reality but regardless they decided to ride out the surreal dream/nightmare. The visually appetizing airbrushed exterior alone of this funhouse castle was too […]

HE’S BACK (DEMO).

Posted on October 13, 2017 2 Comments

We get a bunch of Friday the 13th’s throughout the calendar year, but an OCTOBER Friday the 13th? This calls for something big. Something worthy of celebrating America’s favorite blade-wielding maniac, JASON! So break out the machetes, severed heads and piñatas. It’s time to party. If you’re a regular around these parts or just a […]