HALLOWEEN 2017 Category

COMMERCIAL CREEPS.

Nothing oozes more Halloween spirit than a few grainy commercials from the prime-time era of horror. Low budget and campy? You betcha. Heartfelt and sincere? Absofuckinglutely. Uncle T is real sucker for local costume shop commercials. Watching these ads brings me back to this long-gone shop in Pawtucket, Rhode Island that my parents took me […]

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GHOULIE BAGS!

A wise old woman once screamed at me in the night “Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun!” and while yes, she was a babbling baggage lady who ate rats and collected crucifixes in the alley behind TNUC’s penthouse suite, the phrase resonated with me for a long time. In its purest form the Halloween season should revolve around […]

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CASTLE TNUC [Chapter 1].

WELLLCOMMMEEEE KIDDIES!  It happened when the clock struck midnight on September 30th, the eve of October. Those frequent detention hall delinquents (Ricky, Linda, Snake and Roxie) were roaming the local carnival at the wee hours of the night, trying their best to hide from the fat security guard who who was too distracted by the […]

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SLASHBACK VIDEO!

Who can recall their first glimpse at VHS horror tapes? How about when you actually had to leave your house to rent one? If you grew up in the golden era of VHS and home video, you probably have nostalgic feelings about the whole thing. Almost every day I hear someone bumming over the reality […]

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