A wise old woman once screamed at me in the night “Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun!” and while yes, she was a babbling baggage lady who ate rats and collected crucifixes in the alley behind TNUC’s penthouse suite, the phrase resonated with me for a long time.
In its purest form the Halloween season should revolve around pumpkins, candy, horror movies and trick or treating. While most of TNUC’s disciples have long overgrown trick or treating, hopefully we can look back with fun memories of walking around the neighborhood on chilly nights, ruffling through damp leaves in our costumes and ringing doorbells. It’s a short but sweet slice of life that we sort of take for granted at the time.
In an effort to bring us back to those innocent but rambunctious times of creeping around in cheap Jason Voorhees masks and your dad’s greasy-old work coveralls, TNUC proudly presents GHOULIE BAGS!™ (Limited quantities on sale now!)
GHOULIE BAGS™ feature special appearances by:
- Castle TNUC postcards
- ‘Serpent Manimal’ stickers
- Vintage Miller Beer zombie fingers
- Vintage McDonalds jack-o’-lantern rings
- Rubber rats
- Rubber bats
- Rubber ghouls
- Video Vamp teeth
- Goosebumps stickers
- Illegal narcotics
- special surprises!
*Please note that no two bags contain the same contents! But we promise each and every bag is equally spooky and nasty!*
GO HERE TO GRAB YOUR GHOULIE BAG™ NOW! (extremely limited quantities)