HALLOWEEN 2019 Category

THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY.

It’s time Uncle T tells the sad story of how he was 99.9% close to being the proud owner of a 15-foot, ceramic grim reaper head from “America’s Horror Theme Park”, the original Spooky World. If you’re a regular around here, than you’ve had to put up with Uncle T’s constant babbling about the old […]

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DON’T SLEEP.

It’s hard to look back and pinpoint when the actual peak of “Freddy Mania” took the world by storm. TNUC’s sources say it falls somewhere between when Freddy Kruger had his own MTV show and when his greatest hits novelty album was released. Somehow over time, the burnt up child murderer became a little too […]

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MY STEPHEN KING TOUR IN MAINE (Part 2).

(Continued from Part 1…) After checking out Pet Semetery locations in Ellsworth and Sedgewick, Uncle T and his #1 lady disciple of TNUC headed west to the city of Bangor, the home of MASTER himself. King’s gothic-style mansion is more haunting looking in-person than I’d seen in photos. Black iron gates surround the property with […]

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MY STEPHEN KING TOUR IN MAINE (Part 1).

Everyone knows Stephen King stories are pretty much synonymous with the state of Maine. The master of the macabre and the Northeastern coastal state have met in most of King’s literature and in doing so, also on the big screen as well. Whether it be the fictional towns of Castle Rock, Derry or Salem’s Lot, […]

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NIGHT WINDS.

The moon is rising. Night winds blow seductively. A strange, bubbling-red mist erupts from beneath the ground… Yes, the trail to The House Where TNUC Dwells AKA Manimal Mansion is a long and treacherous one. One of the bizarre things is that the trail actually disappears during the day. You would assume it would be easier […]

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COMING FOR YOU.

“Do you like the dark? Do you like the way it moves? Do you come alive when neon kills the sun?”  – Dio ‘Night People’ (1987) Ever since I was a young creeper, the Halloween season can’t ever truly begin until I FEEL IT in the air. These days stores start selling Halloween junk earlier […]

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