HALLOWEEN 2013 Category
DEATH TO FALSE VAMPS.
Posted on October 29, 2013 12 Comments
Do the current state of so-called “vampires” make you depressed? Of course I’m referring to the clean-faced, self-aware, neutered, poor excuse for a vampire that pollutes society these days. By neutered I mean it’s like they had their balls severed sometime during the course of their lives, a trend that was completely unheard of in vamp-culture pre-1992. Legends like Bela Lugosi must […]
FROM THE DESK OF GIANNI ROSSI.
Posted on October 24, 2013 4 Comments
Gianni Rossi is an exceptionally difficult man to get in touch with. The famous Italian-Canadian film composer rarely leaves the shores of his private Mediterranean isle and has reportedly only come out of seclusion twice over the past decade, both occasions to commence work on horror scores, one for Gutterballs in 2009 and the other for Star Vehicle […]
BODACIOUS HORROR BEDROOMS.
Posted on October 21, 2013 1 Comment
At the beginning of every autumn season since 1985, Uncle T says farewell to sunny California and flies to TNUC estates, located in the remote corner of the world known as Castle Rock, Maine. Similar to how you can count on just about every day in California being sunny with clear skies, during this time of year the air in Castle Rock is brisk, damp and eerily dark. It’s […]
FUNHOUSES.
Posted on October 14, 2013 1 Comment
If you ventured into “funhouses” during the 1980’s and are living to tell about it, consider yourself lucky. Lucky that you aren’t DEAD + BURIED. Grandfather TNUC told tales of how kids were being swallowed up inside these things, and if Grandfather TNUC said it, consider it true. To this day, the entire concept of the […]
CHAINSAW’S ALARM CLOCK.
Posted on October 10, 2013 2 Comments
No one on this planet wakes up as refreshed and ready to conquer the day like Francis “Chainsaw” Gremp. If you’re the type that has trouble waking up in the morning, my advice to you is to follow the advice of this horror-obsessed student from Ocean Front High.. Up and at em’! Just look at the expressions […]
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