DEATH TO FALSE VAMPS.
Do the current state of so-called “vampires” make you depressed? Of course I’m referring to the clean-faced, self-aware, neutered, poor excuse for a vampire that pollutes society these days. By neutered I mean it’s like they had their balls severed sometime during the course of their lives, a trend that was completely unheard of in vamp-culture pre-1992. Legends like Bela Lugosi must be rolling in their coffins while they look down at these twerps. David (Lost Boys) would be spitting up his noodle/worm/rice/maggot Chinese take-out combination plate – if he was still immortal enough to see how our culture defines what a bloodsucker is. Not only is TNUC + Big Mike’s DEATH TO FALSE VAMPS mix a 42-minute, Frog Brother-assault on these weaklings, it’s also a celebration of what it means to be a true-blue creature of the night! The chosen video vamps featured on this mix definitely aren’t driving Volvos and shopping at Urban Outfitters. They ride custom choppers and wear whatever post-apocalyptic, ratty, lone warrior garment they can get their claws on. They also don’t listen to Maroon 5 and hang out in the school library. Our bloodlusty demons are more likely to seduce your sister in the hallway and take her to a Ratt concert on the beach. So grab a bottle of blood wine, drag your combination TV/VCR out to the bonfire and and join us for ‘CAMP TNUC IV: DEATH TO FALSE VAMPS.
1) NIGHTWING INTRO
2) DOKKEN – UNCHAIN THE NIGHT
3) VICTIM – VICTIM
4) GRIM REAPER – NIGHT OF THE VAMPIRE
5) GERARD MCMANN – CRY LITTLE SISTER
6) AUTOGRAPH – CAN’T HIDE THE BEAST
7) TIM CAPELLO – I STILL BELIEVE
8) APRIL WINE – ROCK MYSELF TO SLEEP
9) JUDAS PRIEST – LIVING AFTER MIDNIGHT
10) TANGERINE DREAM – MAE’S THEME/RAIN IN THE THIRD HOUSE
11) W.A.S.P. – FOREVER FREE
12) BRAD FIEDEL – WINDOW WATCHING