TNUC MIX Category
MYSTERY MEAT MIX 2: THE SECOND HELPING.
Posted on November 24, 2020 3 Comments
For most of the year, Uncle T floats through life like a lump of crap, barely surviving on a steady diet of beer, cigarettes and Hungry Man dinners. However, once the holiday season rolls around a different kind of animal is unleashed. Since “at risk senior” Granny TNUC fled to the mountains of Nicaragua to […]
NIGHT BEAST 4: THE BEAST IN ME.
Posted on October 23, 2020 6 Comments
The crunch of dead leaves, the smell of wood burning stoves, apple cider mills and a four-legged, savage nomad they call The Night Beast. That’s exactly what came to our small town this Autumn season. For most people, 2020 had been dampened by a different threat. Not for the TNUC villagers. The only fear that […]
BIKINI & LINGERIE CONTEST MIX.
Posted on September 2, 2020 3 Comments
Before we bid farewell to summer 2020, and because this year is for the pits, we owe it to ourselves to throw one last big bikini inspection party on the beach. And by “on the beach”, of course I really mean a carpeted, deadbeat topless bar that smells like hair spray, peanuts and stale beer. […]
THE HOUSE WHERE TNUC DWELLS.
Posted on October 25, 2019 12 Comments
Rod, Vikki, Stu and Chip wanted something more this Halloween. They needed danger. They lusted for excitement. They craved passion. The weeks leading up to the 31st were always fun, but over the years Halloween night itself had been pretty underwhelming. Lackluster parties, curfews, town ordinances, chaperoned dances, PTA regulations, Tipper Gore, no costumes in […]
BILLY’S HOT CAMARO TAPE.
Posted on July 19, 2019 6 Comments
Billy goddamn Hargrove. When this character first appeared in Season 2 of Stranger Things back in 2017, the parallels between him and our mascot the TNUC “Manimal” hit me like a ton of bricks. The greasy mullet, denim on denim, single dangly earring, slaying of cougars, ripping of cigarettes, nasty attitude, iconic muscle cars, being […]
NIGHT BEAST 3-D.
Posted on October 25, 2018 15 Comments
The grunt. The snarl. The BELCH. Grab your pitchforks and burning torches ladies and gentlemen because HE’S BACK. It had been over two years since the last sighting of the beast (Night Beast Part 2) and four years since the nasty savage of the night went his very first slaughtering spree (Night Beast Part 1). But […]
