TNUC MIX |

TOP OF THE HILL MIX.

Posted on January 27, 2022 3 Comments

They say you never forget the first time you fall in love. For me it was at Squaw Valley during the winter of ’91. The air was cold and passions were hot. I never did catch her name. That year I trained for Squaw Valley’s annual ‘Downhill Invitational’ like I’d never trained for anything in […]

NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES MIXTAPE.

Posted on October 22, 2021 9 Comments

“Sleep. Those little slices of Death. How I loathe them.”– Eddie Allan Poe It’s October of 1988. My parents ship me off to boarding school at one of the snottiest and most prestigious prep schools in the country. Talk about a fish out of water. To say I wasn’t pleased would be an understatement. I’ll […]

RETURN TO SUMMER CAMP MIX.

Posted on August 13, 2021 7 Comments

As the morning sun shines on the dew soaked grass, a rooster lets out a cock-a-doodle-doo, Nurse Davenport’s giant underpants go flying up the flagpole and Uncle T lets out a huge belch over the outside loudspeaker. Just another morning at Camp TNUC. That prior evening, Camp TNUC held their 2nd annual ‘Beer Can Mountain’ […]

CHRIS HOLMES ’87 FIREBIRD TAPE

Posted on May 7, 2021 3 Comments

Chris “Manimal” Holmes. The mere notion that this guy and his car made it out of the decade alive is a miracle in itself. We’ve all heard the tales told from the heavy metal bible about the original W.A.S.P. guitarist. The guy was a living, breathing, nasty wildebeest both on and off the stage. I […]

HUNGRY FOR LOVE MIX.

Posted on February 14, 2021 1 Comment

A ravenous appetite for L.O.V.E. comes this Valentine’s Day with our brand new mixtape. There were two phrases I remember hearing repeatedly during winter of ’87 while cruising in my Buick Grand National. Those phrases were “in the heat of the night” and “HUNGRY FOR LOVE”. The latter phrase could be heard at nauseum every […]

MYSTERY MEAT MIX 2: THE SECOND HELPING.

Posted on November 24, 2020 3 Comments

For most of the year, Uncle T floats through life like a lump of crap, barely surviving on a steady diet of beer, cigarettes and Hungry Man dinners. However, once the holiday season rolls around a different kind of animal is unleashed. Since “at risk senior” Granny TNUC fled to the mountains of Nicaragua to […]