TNUC MIX Category
CHRIS HOLMES ’87 FIREBIRD TAPE
Posted on May 7, 2021 3 Comments
Chris “Manimal” Holmes. The mere notion that this guy and his car made it out of the decade alive is a miracle in itself. We’ve all heard the tales told from the heavy metal bible about the original W.A.S.P. guitarist. The guy was a living, breathing, nasty wildebeest both on and off the stage. I […]
HUNGRY FOR LOVE MIX.
Posted on February 14, 2021 1 Comment
A ravenous appetite for L.O.V.E. comes this Valentine’s Day with our brand new mixtape. There were two phrases I remember hearing repeatedly during winter of ’87 while cruising in my Buick Grand National. Those phrases were “in the heat of the night” and “HUNGRY FOR LOVE”. The latter phrase could be heard at nauseum every […]
MYSTERY MEAT MIX 2: THE SECOND HELPING.
Posted on November 24, 2020 3 Comments
For most of the year, Uncle T floats through life like a lump of crap, barely surviving on a steady diet of beer, cigarettes and Hungry Man dinners. However, once the holiday season rolls around a different kind of animal is unleashed. Since “at risk senior” Granny TNUC fled to the mountains of Nicaragua to […]
NIGHT BEAST 4: THE BEAST IN ME.
Posted on October 23, 2020 8 Comments
The crunch of dead leaves, the smell of wood burning stoves, apple cider mills and a four-legged, savage nomad they call The Night Beast. That’s exactly what came to our small town this Autumn season. For most people, 2020 had been dampened by a different threat. Not for the TNUC villagers. The only fear that […]
BIKINI & LINGERIE CONTEST MIX.
Posted on September 2, 2020 3 Comments
Before we bid farewell to summer 2020, and because this year is for the pits, we owe it to ourselves to throw one last big bikini inspection party on the beach. And by “on the beach”, of course I really mean a carpeted, deadbeat topless bar that smells like hair spray, peanuts and stale beer. […]
THE HOUSE WHERE TNUC DWELLS.
Posted on October 25, 2019 12 Comments
Rod, Vikki, Stu and Chip wanted something more this Halloween. They needed danger. They lusted for excitement. They craved passion. The weeks leading up to the 31st were always fun, but over the years Halloween night itself had been pretty underwhelming. Lackluster parties, curfews, town ordinances, chaperoned dances, PTA regulations, Tipper Gore, no costumes in […]
