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MYSTERY MEAT MIX 3: ROOM FOR DESSERT?

Posted on November 21, 2022 5 Comments

“Room for dessert?” Grandma TNUC asks in that sweet voice, as she slides a putrid-green thing filled with God-knows-what nuclear waste across the dinner table. Family members gasp and shriek in horror when they see what just landed on the otherwise very pleasant Thanksgiving holiday spread. Kids at the kid’s table run away crying. In-laws […]

NIGHT BEAST 5: THE BEAST CHILD.

Posted on October 21, 2022 5 Comments

Cindy Davenport remembered that terrible night nine months before when she had been seduced by a man in wolf’s skin. Why had she been tempted in the first place by this fowl-smelling, beastly, bulging man? She did always envision the idea of possibly being lured by a vampire, who throughout the course of history have […]

EDDIE MUNSON’S HELLFIRE BASEMENT TAPE.

Posted on July 22, 2022 4 Comments

Eddie Munson has all the nasty attributes to be chiseled in stone forever inside TNUC’s “hall of icons and misunderstood powerhouses”. Troubled upbringing, parental guardian issues, heavy metal weirdo, basement dweller, held back at school, sells drugs at school, plays Dungeons & Dragons, loves Dio, lives with his uncle, he’s an axe-grinder, piledriver and so […]

TOP OF THE HILL MIX.

Posted on January 27, 2022 4 Comments

They say you never forget the first time you fall in love. For me it was at Squaw Valley during the winter of ’91. The air was cold and passions were hot. I never did catch her name. That year I trained for Squaw Valley’s annual ‘Downhill Invitational’ like I’d never trained for anything in […]

NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES MIXTAPE.

Posted on October 22, 2021 9 Comments

“Sleep. Those little slices of Death. How I loathe them.”– Eddie Allan Poe It’s October of 1988. My parents ship me off to boarding school at one of the snottiest and most prestigious prep schools in the country. Talk about a fish out of water. To say I wasn’t pleased would be an understatement. I’ll […]

RETURN TO SUMMER CAMP MIX.

Posted on August 13, 2021 7 Comments

As the morning sun shines on the dew soaked grass, a rooster lets out a cock-a-doodle-doo, Nurse Davenport’s giant underpants go flying up the flagpole and Uncle T lets out a huge belch over the outside loudspeaker. Just another morning at Camp TNUC. That prior evening, Camp TNUC held their 2nd annual ‘Beer Can Mountain’ […]