TNUC MIX Category
MINXTAPE.
Posted on August 28, 2024 2 Comments
It had to be done. Hard on the heels of Ti West’s action-packed trilogy of X, Pearl and Maxxxine, the latest mixtape “Minxtape” from TNUC is a reimagining of the last film in the series. “A reimagining? What gives, Uncle T?” Well to be totally honest, the last installment of the trilogy, Maxxxine, really left […]
DEEP TAN MIXTAPES.
Posted on July 23, 2024 5 Comments
A while back now, under an ancient sky and burning sun, there once lived a dastardly duo by the name of Uncle TNUC and Big Mike Colonia. These two misplaced Neanderthals roamed the barren lands of earth wondering what happened to this great land of music, fashion, style and attitude. Instead of being distracted by […]
PATRICK BATEMAN’S HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
Posted on December 21, 2023 1 Comment
*MISTLETOE ALERT* Uncle TNUC’s first ever Christmas mixtape contains no actual Christmas songs and yet for some reason it remains a full-blown, four-alarm holiday party mix. Leave it to everyone’s best dressed psychopath Patrick Bateman to grant us with all this tasteful music for our Christmas weekend. While Bateman’s nightly bloodlust may have overflown into […]
THE WITCHING HOUR MIX.
Posted on October 13, 2023 8 Comments
Submitted for the approval of The Midnight Society, I call this story The Tale of THOMAS HOPKINS. (Uncle TNUC’s great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Uncle from the olde country). If you look real hard at the artwork above (amazingly portrayed by Blake Clark) you’ll see the striking resemblance between Uncle […]
CAMP TNUC PART III: SUMMER SCHOOL INVASION.
Posted on June 21, 2023 10 Comments
What do they call a guy who cuts classes, hates homework, and lives for summer vacations? UNCLE TNUC. For the first time ever, these past months leading up to our annual summer fun at the #1 boner camp in the entire eastern seaboard weren’t feeling too promising. Corporate suits from an evil real estate company […]
MYSTERY MEAT MIX 3: ROOM FOR DESSERT?
Posted on November 21, 2022 5 Comments
“Room for dessert?” Grandma TNUC asks in that sweet voice, as she slides a putrid-green thing filled with God-knows-what nuclear waste across the dinner table. Family members gasp and shriek in horror when they see what just landed on the otherwise very pleasant Thanksgiving holiday spread. Kids at the kid’s table run away crying. In-laws […]
