HORROR Category
BODACIOUS HORROR BEDROOMS.
Posted on October 21, 2013 1 Comment
At the beginning of every autumn season since 1985, Uncle T says farewell to sunny California and flies to TNUC estates, located in the remote corner of the world known as Castle Rock, Maine. Similar to how you can count on just about every day in California being sunny with clear skies, during this time of year the air in Castle Rock is brisk, damp and eerily dark. It’s […]
FUNHOUSES.
Posted on October 14, 2013 1 Comment
If you ventured into “funhouses” during the 1980’s and are living to tell about it, consider yourself lucky. Lucky that you aren’t DEAD + BURIED. Grandfather TNUC told tales of how kids were being swallowed up inside these things, and if Grandfather TNUC said it, consider it true. To this day, the entire concept of the […]
CHAINSAW’S ALARM CLOCK.
Posted on October 10, 2013 2 Comments
No one on this planet wakes up as refreshed and ready to conquer the day like Francis “Chainsaw” Gremp. If you’re the type that has trouble waking up in the morning, my advice to you is to follow the advice of this horror-obsessed student from Ocean Front High.. Up and at em’! Just look at the expressions […]
COME TO ME.
Posted on October 7, 2013 2 Comments
As much as TNUC looks forward to a good ol’ homicidal, disfigured maniac stalking the streets after a pack of promiscuous teens, it’s nice to see the tables turn once in a while. In 1988’s Fright Night Part 2, babe-vamp Regine Dandrige has big plans of avenging her brothers death (Jerry “Trench-coat” Dandrige) by turning […]
TIS’ THE SEASON.
Posted on October 3, 2013 2 Comments
Look who’s freshly waxed Trans Am just came rumbling down the dusty road to CAMP TNUC. Why if it isn’t Uncle T himself! This year he has some special plans for the new batch of counselors who think it’s wise to go skinny-dipping alone in the lake at night. It’s October, which means his primal and sensual urges are at full-swing, a nightly blood […]
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