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MANIMAL MUTATION.

Posted on October 1, 2014 2 Comments

October 1, 2014 It all started the day Grandmother TNUC threw him out of her basement for not helping out with rent and for biting the heads off the neighbor’s chickens in the middle of the night. This didn’t sit well with Grams, so she threw together a comfort bag of butterscotch candies, cream of […]

CAMP CONTEST!

Posted on July 24, 2014 10 Comments

Always the giving camp counselor, today Uncle TNUC is offering a chance to win one of his Summer Survival Kits (as seen here)! Here are the rules: 1. Name all 12 films from the camp signs pictured below. 2. Your submissions must be the ENTIRE title of the movie. 3. List them in order in the comment […]

MORE CHUCK FOR THE BUCK.

Posted on February 18, 2014 5 Comments

As hard as I try to save the heavy-hitter-horror output for October, once in a while the orbiting planets of TNUC’s universe align and there’s no saying no, especially to a pint-sized demon of joy like Charles “Chucky” Lee Ray. Feast your eyes on some samples from a photo shoot done by a horror photographer/fanatic […]

BABES & BEASTS.

Posted on February 7, 2014 2 Comments

What is it about babes and beasts that when they get together Uncle T just can’t seem to shake the smile from his face? If you have a bodacious babe & brawny beast couple that you’d like to show the world, please do so on our facebook page and I’ll broadcast em’!

DEATH TO FALSE VAMPS.

Posted on October 29, 2013 13 Comments

Do the current state of so-called “vampires” make you depressed? Of course I’m referring to the clean-faced, self-aware, neutered, poor excuse for a vampire that pollutes society these days. By neutered I mean it’s like they had their balls severed sometime during the course of their lives, a trend that was completely unheard of in vamp-culture pre-1992. Legends like Bela Lugosi must […]

FROM THE DESK OF GIANNI ROSSI.

Posted on October 24, 2013 4 Comments

Gianni Rossi is an exceptionally difficult man to get in touch with. The famous Italian-Canadian film composer rarely leaves the shores of his private Mediterranean isle and has reportedly only come out of seclusion twice over the past decade, both occasions to commence work on horror scores, one for Gutterballs in 2009 and the other for Star Vehicle […]