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HE’S BACK (THE MAN BEHIND THE MANIMAL).

Posted on October 1, 2015 5 Comments

The 30th anniversary of CAMP TNUC is among us! Before we take part in the usual nasty hijinks, your head Camp Counselor Uncle T has something disturbing to confess. For the first time in the history of this place, he’d like to clear the air and let everyone know that HE has been the “Manimal”…stalking, lurking and creeping around cabins […]

SOMETHING TO TIDE YOU OVER.

Posted on September 28, 2015 3 Comments

“Get in that hole, TNUC.” Hopefully this recent photo session made possible by Iris MacKinnon Photography helps you sustain your nightly blood lust for what’s coming to Camp TNUC in the next few days. Pictured above is a perfect example of an innocent day on the beach that turned into something truly evil after we summoned […]

THE NIGHT CREEPER.

Posted on September 1, 2015 2 Comments

Every so often Uncle T gets the urge to switch gears and share something way beyond the boundaries of the Land of TNUC. As much as we love to delve into familiar content around here (Beer Wolf, long butts, pizza), we won’t allow these beloved topics to back us into a corner. Enter a gang of creeps from the U.K. […]

ZOMBIE TROPICS.

Posted on June 17, 2015 Leave a Comment

Confession time. At least once a week there’s a reoccurring dreamscape I enter where I’m deserted on a tropical island. The weather is perfect, the air is pure and there’s enough food to get by. Thanks to my cunning survival instincts I’m relatively safe…or so I think. What begins as a dreamy picture of paradise quickly turns nightmarish when I […]

MARCH’S LOST LEGEND OF THE MONTH: THE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES “UPDATE” THEME.

Posted on March 19, 2015 3 Comments

If there’s one thing our corrupt world can all agree on, it’s that the Unsolved Mysteries theme is the most haunting three minutes of music ever recorded. Almost thirty years after the show’s 1987 debut, I figured I’d be a little desensitized by now — but here I sit still severely creeped out and unable to move. This is […]

NIGHT BEAST MIX.

Posted on October 27, 2014 10 Comments

The inquiring mind of Uncle T has a few questions. Have you been waking up in the morning and not remembering the previous night’s activities? How about waking up naked in your neighbor’s doghouse while in the fetal position? Are you permanently banned from the local butcher shop for trying to steal the bloodsoaked mops from the cleaning […]