TNUC SOUNDCLOUD Category

PONTIAC PLEASURE.

A few years ago TNUC teamed up with the powerhouse giants at Pontiac to deliver the ‘CONQUER THE WIND’ EP. The 6-track collection featured each electrifying Pontiac TV commercial from 1982 – 1988, in audio form. For the first time fans could strap on a pair of headphones and build-the-excitement whenever they pleased. The only issue? The company’s […]

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JUNGLE BABE SURVIVAL.

Today – May 20th 2014, marks the 30th anniversary of the day I had to evacuate my cargo plane filled with cocaine-filled faux bananas and was left stranded in the godforsaken jungles of Colombia. Let me back it up for a moment. The cocaine-filled faux bananas were exactly what you’re probably picturing. Actual bananas with […]

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CYBORG SAX.

Most of our favorite aspects of life are definitely omnipresent in the first two Terminator movies. We’re talking cybernetic organisms, SKYNET, trench-coats, steamy factories, liquid metal, motorbikes, fog-drenched nightclubs…you name it, Terminator’s got it. Everything except one meaty slice of essentialness that Uncle T lives for on a daily basis. That would be the saxophone. If […]

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BOOF.

A constant heart-wrenching and crotch-tingling debate throughout society over the past 30 years has been who is truly the numero uno girl in Teen Wolf. In one corner there’s the sexy but shallow Pamela Wells and in the other corner…the cute, girl-next-door Lisa ‘Boof’ Marconi. For Uncle T, the choice was clear. Boof, hands down. […]

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HAPPY 4TH.

TNUC’S TOP ELEVEN HARMONIOUS AMERICAN WAR CRIES TO CELEBRATE THIS GLORIOUS NATION’S BIG DAY. Line these up – Grab the nearest long-butted babe – Press play. 1) HAROLD FALTERMEYER – TOP GUN ANTHEM LINK 2) JAMI JAMISON – I’M ALWAYS HERE [BAYWATCH] LINK 3) CHEAP TRICK – MIGHTY WINGS [TOP GUN] LINK 4) EMERSON, LAKE & […]

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