SEDUCTION Category

THE NIGHT.

The following song is dedicated to all you night beasts out there on the street right now. This is the song that plays after your savage night out with that that special skirt. The city is empty at this time of night, feeling like you and your trenchcoat are the only remaining survivors. You take […]

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TYPICAL EVENING.

Last year you had the proud privledge of examining what a typical morning was for TNUC during his forgotten years in the dreaded 1990’s. So if violently mixed protein shakes and Komodo dragons aren’t ringing any bells, you’d better go here first because that is your pre-requisite to watch the following clip. …Now that you’ve witnessed his morning […]

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JOYPOPP – VOLUPTÉ [VIDEO PREMIERE].

J O Y P O P P – V O L U P T É //THE VIDEO// TNUC Home Video ℗ 2011 Binary Records   ☆☆☆TNUC’s TANTALIZING TAGLINE CONTEST☆☆☆ A scenario: Its a cold, stormy afternoon. Mom surprisingly bought your story of being too sick to go to school and Dad is too wrapped up […]

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BLIND TIPPING.

Time to take a plunge into the art and lifestyle of Blind Tipping. Its a genre that is often shadowed by its more popular older brother, the genre of Shade Tipping. Michael J. Fox, Corey Feldman and Tom Cruise were hard supporters of lowering their sunglasses and brought this movement to all us video vamps. […]

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BE MINE.

Today TNUC has been smooched, pecked, manhandled, groped, stroked, caressed, humped and fondled more times than you can shake a stick at. As you can see in the photo, he’s got the high-school-hickies to show for it! This Valentines Day, grab your #1 squeeze and plant a few on her for TNUC. Hopefully she’s the […]

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THE TNUC SMASHER.

Unless you’ve been kicked by a mule or are just totally brain-dead from ludes’, you’ve come to realize that the word TNUC is CUNT…spelled backwards. A number of myths and legends behind the name suggest that it has nothing to do with the derogatory word, which is pretty much correct. The truest meaning behind TNUC […]

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