SEDUCTION Category
MIDNIGHT HEAT.
Posted on May 10, 2017 5 Comments
When you live on the night side of life, alleyways of the big city transform into sensual rivers of darkness. An otherworldly mist rises from cast-iron manhole covers, permeating the neon shadows to spawn an atmosphere of steamy, softcore euphoria. It was a sweltering night but I still donned my most sensuous trench-coat while I wandered the streets […]
PERV OF HEARTS.
Posted on February 14, 2017 2 Comments
As Valentine’s Day approached this month, I couldn’t help thinking about all the hilarious perverts we’ve had the pleasure of getting to know on the big screen. From all the peeping toms falling off windowsills, to a guy arrested for “mopary” (exposing yourself to a blind person), I think we can agree that at the very least, these […]
MIDNIGHT SAX.
Posted on June 21, 2016 7 Comments
Even though yesterday was the first day of summer and the original plan was to have this year’s “TNUC Wet Hot Summer Anthems” list ready to go, I think we’ll take a rain check on that due to the following song swooping into the TNUC spectrum and legitimately stopping me right in my tassel loafers w/ […]
TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
Posted on February 25, 2016 1 Comment
Another crushing blow to TNUC’s entire universe came last week with the sudden death of Vanity a.k.a. Denise Matthews, the former film star and musician who passed away from kidney failure at the far too young age of 57. In a short period of time Vanity created a string of pop music on her own […]
SONGS FROM ‘THE POINT’ [Part 1].
Posted on June 25, 2015 5 Comments
Everyone’s aware of that frisky spot up the hill they call ‘THE POINT’. Even if you haven’t experienced one of these hot nights on your own, you’ve at least heard the stories. In the event that someone is lost, ‘The Point’ a.k.a ‘The Make-Out Point’ is a somewhat secluded area where you take a loved one or […]
ZOMBIE TROPICS.
Posted on June 17, 2015 Leave a Comment
Confession time. At least once a week there’s a reoccurring dreamscape I enter where I’m deserted on a tropical island. The weather is perfect, the air is pure and there’s enough food to get by. Thanks to my cunning survival instincts I’m relatively safe…or so I think. What begins as a dreamy picture of paradise quickly turns nightmarish when I […]
