When you live on the night side of life, alleyways of the big city transform into sensual rivers of darkness. An otherworldly mist rises from cast-iron manhole covers, permeating the neon shadows to spawn an atmosphere of steamy, softcore euphoria.
It was a sweltering night but I still donned my most sensuous trench-coat while I wandered the streets aimlessly for hours.
My eyes were eventually drawn towards an old apartment building, where a set of window blinds on the first floor concealed a strange rosé glow. As I looked on curiously, an object tipped the blinds open, it was a hand – a woman’s hand. The window slid open and a lithe arm beckoned me inside to her warm, pink haven. I entered.
Her inviting figure was draped exquisitely in a negligée – which is French for come do me – and it was all I could do to resist the impulse of my manhood swelling like a corpse floating in the harbor. She grabbed my hand and led me to a dim room before playfully shoving me on to the silk sheets of a palatial waterbed.
Eager to deliver this nympho waves of passion-soaked injections, I hung on her every move. She leaned over a stereo, flipping through tapes in search of a mood saucy enough. Unsatisfied, she motioned to my side, where there was a cassette. MIDNIGHT HEAT.
She guided it in and the music began to play…
What happened next will forever remain a secret between your Uncle T and one lonely sex fiend; a gentleman doesn’t penetrate the lustrous walls of womanhood and go tell everyone like some rube.
After having sex, she passed out and I got dressed. I quietly crept to the stereo and snatched the cassette out, pocketing it as I slipped on my trenchcoat and disappeared back into the night.
I never saw her again, mostly because I hate even the slightest sense of commitment and avoid that block at all costs, but I still have the memory – and her tape. For you disciples, the steamiest soundtrack to a night in the city is here. Journey to a seductive underworld and come play in the MIDNIGHT HEAT!