SEDUCTION Category

SONGS FROM ‘THE POINT’ (Part 2).

Greetings cosmic travelers and horny wanderers of the night. You’ve come to the right place. Hopefully you remember back to Part 1 of this special feature, a unique offering that saw Uncle T crawling out of his usual 1980’s shtick and into a plum-colored, velvet-interiored 1977 van filled with nothing but crucial tunes for that […]

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MIDNIGHT HEAT.

When you live on the night side of life, alleyways of the big city transform into sensual rivers of darkness. An otherworldly mist rises from cast-iron manhole covers, permeating the neon shadows to spawn an atmosphere of steamy, softcore euphoria. It was a sweltering night but I still donned my most sensuous trench-coat while I wandered the streets […]

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PERV OF HEARTS.

As Valentine’s Day approached this month, I couldn’t help thinking about all the hilarious perverts we’ve had the pleasure of getting to know on the big screen. From all the peeping toms falling off windowsills, to a guy arrested for “mopary” (exposing yourself to a blind person), I think we can agree that at the very least, these […]

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MIDNIGHT SAX.

Even though yesterday was the first day of summer and the original plan was to have this year’s “TNUC Wet Hot Summer Anthems” list ready to go, I think we’ll take a rain check on that due to the following song swooping into the TNUC spectrum and legitimately stopping me right in my tassel loafers w/ […]

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TOO YOUNG TO DIE.

Another crushing blow to TNUC’s entire universe came last week with the sudden death of Vanity a.k.a. Denise Matthews, the former film star and musician who passed away from kidney failure at the far too young age of 57. In a short period of time Vanity created a string of pop music on her own […]

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