SEDUCTION Category

HUNGRY FOR LOVE MIX.

A ravenous appetite for L.O.V.E. comes this Valentine’s Day with our brand new mixtape. There were two phrases I remember hearing repeatedly during winter of ’87 while cruising in my Buick Grand National. Those phrases were “in the heat of the night” and “HUNGRY FOR LOVE”. The latter phrase could be heard at nauseum every […]

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TRICK TURNING ANTHEM.

The following article goes out to anyone who’s ever had to turn a trick to make a living. You’re not alone. Face the facts. At some point in your life, you’ve had to encounter the treacherous underworld of pimps, hookers and johns while doing your best to maintain hope and dignity. It all started when […]

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CARNY SEDUCTION.

Not many people know this, but back during the summer of ’87 Uncle TNUC toured the countryside working for one of the sleaziest carnivals on the market. He spent three months building amusement rides (shirtless) and trying to impress small town local babes (fully oiled up). Being on the road all summer as a rough-hewn, […]

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MAXINE.

It isn’t everyday you get to discover a great song with the simultaneous pairing of an OUTSTANDING music video.┬áIt happened this week when a generous TNUC disciple sent me Sharon O’Neill’s heartbreaking hooker ballad ‘Maxine’. I barely can conjure up words to continue. I just need to keep watching this music video. Enjoy… New Zealand […]

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COTY WILD MUSK.

COTY WILD MUSK IS TNUC. TNUC IS COTY WILD MUSK. Nothing is more comforting than a good ol’ fashioned pairing of horny neanderthals and cheap cologne. This is so perfect. From the loin cloths to the seductive glares to the narration, this commercial really hits home for TNUC. The neanderbabe is Jill Schoelen, who should […]

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SONGS FROM ‘THE POINT’ (Part 2).

Greetings cosmic travelers and horny wanderers of the night. You’ve come to the right place. Hopefully you remember back to Part 1 of this special feature, a unique offering that saw Uncle T crawling out of his usual 1980’s shtick and into a plum-colored, velvet-interiored 1977 van filled with nothing but crucial tunes for that […]

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