SAXOPHONE Category

CYBORG SAX.

Most of our favorite aspects of life are definitely omnipresent in the first two Terminator movies. We’re talking cybernetic organisms, SKYNET, trench-coats, steamy factories, liquid metal, motorbikes, fog-drenched nightclubs…you name it, Terminator’s got it. Everything except one meaty slice of essentialness that Uncle T lives for on a daily basis. That would be the saxophone. If […]

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TOP 5 MEAT MEDLEYS.

The aggressive title to this post would suggest that the following list is a savage stew of meat-themed heavy metal songs, but that in fact is not the case today. The following feast of carefully selected meat medleys are ones that evoke that crispy vibe that’s in the air this time of year. Weather your entertaining a luscious lady tiger, shot-gunning Egg Nog and butterscotch […]

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INSTA-SAX.

ATTN: Fans of the legendary Tim Cappello: Unless you’ve followed the man’s career for the past 3 decades, prepare to indulge in the full-course-feast of sweaty saxophone that you’ve been longing for since 1987. For those of you dwelling in a cave, Tim Cappello is the oily, mega-muscled, tanned-skinned beast behind the saxophone in 1987’s […]

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LOVE THEMES.

 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.   I. Keith Forsey – Love Theme [The Breakfast Club] d/l   II. David Foster – Love Theme [St. Elmo’s Fire] d/l   III. Vangelis – Love Theme [Bladerunner] d/l

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THE BEST STUFF ON EARTH.

I said it before and i’ll say it again. If TNUC produced original music or was maybe contracted at gunpoint to craft some type of upbeat, daytime-sounding composition, it’s safe to say that it would sound exactly like this. Maybe when my agent returns from Guam, we’ll finally get some signatures down in ink on […]

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THE NIGHT.

The following song is dedicated to all you night beasts out there on the street right now. This is the song that plays after your savage night out with that that special skirt. The city is empty at this time of night, feeling like you and your trenchcoat are the only remaining survivors. You take […]

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