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THE PIZZA GRAVEYARD.

Posted on June 2, 2015 5 Comments

What types of emotions run through your soul when staring at this photo of a Pizza Hut burning to the ground? Hatred? Disgust? Sadness? Fear? Laughter? Relief? Freedom? It’s an appropriate photo for TNUC to enter the final grieving process for the victims of pizza extinction. Over the years we’ve had to bid farewell to a number of pizza products […]

PIZZA HUT’S BIGFOOT BLIMP ACCIDENT.

Posted on July 31, 2014 11 Comments

All summer long I’ve harboured these mysterious feelings of neglect but I finally figured out why. In the midst of our Independence Day celebrations we forgot that July 4th was also the 21st anniversary of Pizza Hut’s BIGFOOT blimp accident. Shame on us as a society for not remembering this fateful day in history that the massive pressured […]

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: THE PIZZA HUT RED-ROOF DELIVERY TRUCK.

Posted on April 29, 2014 12 Comments

If you’re a regular at Uncle TNUC’s, you’ve had to put up with the the trend of Pizza Hut posts over the years. Whether it be obscure promotions, goofy but heartfelt commercials, current abandoned restaurants, TMNT paraphernalia or product placement spottings, something about Pizza Hut never ceases to entertain us. The pizza itself I’ve never been […]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE HUT.

Posted on December 24, 2013 1 Comment

Not only the “Hut”, but Uncle T wishes all you disciples a holly jolly Christmas. If you’re injured and bed ridden from crashing your Trans AM on the way to your grandparents holiday party and are now alone, with absolutely no festive grindage to eat, why not give your neighborhood Pizza Hut a call? If […]

ATTN: HYDRATED PIZZA FOR SALE.

Posted on June 26, 2012 3 Comments

If you’re like me, you’ve been on an epic pilgrimage to locate a hydrated pizza ever since you caught a glimpse of one back in 1989 in the McFly’s home kitchen. If you’re sitting there scratching your head, allow me to refresh your memory. First appearing in Back to the Future Part II, dehydrated pizzas were […]

LEFTOVERS.

Posted on March 12, 2011 Leave a Comment

Premiering a full-course meal such as the video for THE OUTRUNNERS ‘DIAMONDS’ leaves us with a good helping of leftovers. Today’s discovery comes in a 1987 commercial for Pizza Hut entitled “The Test”. The atmospheric sounds that play over extreme-close-ups of building a pizza create a super-serious mood that would have been appropriate for one […]