HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE HUT.
Not only the “Hut”, but Uncle T wishes all you disciples a holly jolly Christmas. If you’re injured and bed ridden from crashing your Trans AM on the way to your grandparents holiday party and are now alone, with absolutely no festive grindage to eat, why not give your neighborhood Pizza Hut a call? If the answer to that question is because I don’t want to feel any worse than I already do, than at least find some joy in the following excavated commercial jingle from 1983 – in Hi-Fi audio! Exclusively on TNUC: **UPDATE** This track has been taken down until next Christmas! If you REALLY want it, send me an email and I’ll forward it over.
2013 was another banner year for us, and I thank all of you for allowing some of your precious time to be taken up by my ramblings on pizza, the Barbarian Brothers, saxophone, summer camp, Vanity, fog, WWF, synth music, Dolph Lundgren, Kelly Bundy, Patrick Swayze, quaaludes, horror movies, forgotten warriors and well, you know the rest!
Mark my words…2014 will bring new TNUC merchandise, FINALLY. Be sure to follow TNUC on all the various outputs including Instagram, Soundcloud and Facebook.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese? Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up,'cause it's gone.