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CLASSIC PIZZA HUTS ARE BACK.

Posted on September 1, 2022 1 Comment

Do you know that strange feeling immediately after waking up from a pleasant dream and thinking that it’s real? The following story is just like that feeling…only multiplied by 10, smelling like bubbly cheese and being absolutely real. After years of hope, frustration, bitterness and dismay, the pizza lords have granted us disciples with their […]

PIZZA MIND CONTROL.

Posted on May 16, 2022 Leave a Comment

A special bulletin from the desk of Uncle T in accordance with Hawkins National Laboratory (HNL): The fine, trusting folks in lab coats over at HNL were kind enough to drop off a Domino’s personal cheese pizza just for me on this sunny afternoon. Strangely enough when I found it, the pizza pie was deliberately […]

PIZZA HUT’S CRUEL SUMMER.

Posted on August 25, 2020 2 Comments

As dark of a year as 2020 has been, a beacon of light emerged in the shape of a red roof. Photo courtesy of Rolando Pujol Yes…after years of Uncle TNUC and his loyal disciples campaigning #MakePizzaHutGreatAgain, the popular pizza chain finally started coming to their senses and showing some serious signs of getting back […]

MAXIMUM RESPECT, ELLIO’S PIZZA.

Posted on February 12, 2020 2 Comments

I know Uncle T goes on and on about the bigger pizza conglomerates like Pizza Hut all the time, but the true key to the heart of TNUC’s youth was good old frozen microwavable pizza from Ellio’s. I love Ellio’s so much that when I hear people talk bad about it, I get angry. How […]

TURTLE CITY SOUNDTRACK.

Posted on February 20, 2019 Leave a Comment

It’s been said before but I’ll say it again. If you were a child in the late eighties or early nineties, count your blessings. One prime example of how lucky we were was growing up with live-action-martial-arts-superhero gem known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie. The comics and animated series had been around for […]

HEAVY METAL PIZZA PARTY.

Posted on March 22, 2018 3 Comments

Are you tired of staying in? Getting sick of frozen pizza dinners? Conservative dad won’t shut up about that “rat’s nest” he calls your haircut? TNUC strongly recommends sneaking out of your bedroom window tonight and high-tailing it to a land of heavy metal and nuclear pepperoni pizza. Play the video invitation below. Redwood City’s […]