PIZZA Category

PIZZA MIND CONTROL.

A special bulletin from the desk of Uncle T in accordance with Hawkins National Laboratory (HNL): The fine, trusting folks in lab coats over at HNL were kind enough to drop off a Domino’s personal cheese pizza just for me on this sunny afternoon. Strangely enough when I found it, the pizza pie was deliberately […]

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PIZZA HUT’S CRUEL SUMMER.

As dark of a year as 2020 has been, a beacon of light emerged in the shape of a red roof. Photo courtesy of Rolando Pujol Yes…after years of Uncle TNUC and his loyal disciples campaigning #MakePizzaHutGreatAgain, the popular pizza chain finally started coming to their senses and showing some serious signs of getting back […]

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MAXIMUM RESPECT, ELLIO’S PIZZA.

I know Uncle T goes on and on about the bigger pizza conglomerates like Pizza Hut all the time, but the true key to the heart of TNUC’s youth was good old frozen microwavable pizza from Ellio’s. I love Ellio’s so much that when I hear people talk bad about it, I get angry. How […]

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TURTLE CITY SOUNDTRACK.

It’s been said before but I’ll say it again. If you were a child in the late eighties or early nineties, count your blessings. One prime example of how lucky we were was growing up with live-action-martial-arts-superhero gem known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie. The comics and animated series had been around for […]

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HEAVY METAL PIZZA PARTY.

Are you tired of staying in? Getting sick of frozen pizza dinners? Conservative dad won’t shut up about that “rat’s nest” he calls your haircut? TNUC strongly recommends sneaking out of your bedroom window tonight and high-tailing it to a land of heavy metal and nuclear pepperoni pizza. Play the video invitation below. Redwood City’s […]

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HUT BY THE LAKE.

Spending your summer at Camp TNUC really does have its rewards. Sure you’ll find deformed psychopaths wielding knives and chainsaws in the woods nearby, but on the flip side you get to experience once in a lifetime opportunities thanks to our team of counselors, lifeguards, perverted chefs and of course “The Manimal”. Now for the […]

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