LOST-LEGEND-OF-THE-MONTH Category

DECEMBER’S LOST LEGEND OF THE MONTH: KANE ROBERTS.

There’s a sub-genre in the heavy metal community that we at the Land of TNUC like to call Beef Metal. Within this genre, musicians and performers cite a number of influences who they’ve looked up to for guidance, from usual guitar heroes like Eddie Van Halen to muscled warrior types like Conan the Barbarian, He-Man, Ultimate […]

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NOVEMBER’S LOST LEGEND OF THE MONTH: BONEHEAD ROCK GUY FROM BAYSIDE HIGH.

Any self-respecting fan of Saved by the Bell has surely experienced “the moment” – you know, the one when your eyes begin to wander past the cool kid’s table at The Max, beyond Kelly’s locker and just over the top of Zack Morris’ blonde wave ‘do. Off in the distance you start noticing certain background characters which soon become […]

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OCTOBER’S LOST LEGEND OF THE MONTH: MALI-BOO.

Symbols of Halloween come in all shapes and sizes. For many of us, Elvira and her big beautiful features are ideal representations of this time of year. Whether it be horror-hosting an all-night movie marathon or emerging from the foggy pale moonlight for a sexy photoshoot, the Mistress of the Dark’s contribution to all-things-spooktacular over the past 30 years is without […]

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SEPTEMBER’S LOST LEGEND OF THE MONTH: GINO VELTRI.

Press play, then continue to press play until you understand 100% of the lyrics to this mega-hit by September’s Lost-Legend-Of-The-Month…glam rock messiah Gino Veltri! Dear Gino, It would mean the world to me if you played at my niece’s upcoming first communion party. The other day she walked into my garage and the poor girl witnessed […]

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AUGUST’S LOST LEGEND OF THE MONTH: BILLY FROM OVERBOARD.

If this face doesn’t scream “Lost-Legend” louder than anyone else, I don’t know what does. Congratulations to Billy Pratt from 1987’s summer-scorcher Overboard on claiming the spot for August’s Lost-Legend-Of-The-Month! Wild Bill almost took home the Deadbeat-Of-The-Month prize during last year’s countdown, but he got shoved to the side and TNUC now feels really bad so […]

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