FOOD COURT Category

A NEW BEGINNING.

That wise-cracking, pizza loving neanderthal Uncle TNUC (tee-nuk) is back at it again folks. Over the last two months he’s been held up in his backyard treehouse hangout, eating bag after bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos, watching horror movies and mulling over the details to this new land that we’re calling home. Weclome to the […]

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MORE PASTAMANIA.

The brief but iconic food court restaurant in Minnesota’s Mall-of-America might be ancient history, but legends never die. Just recently I received a message from a Minnesota native named PJ who actually came across an authentic menu from the grand opening of Hulk Hogan’s¬†Pastamania! (If you haven’t read our first PASTAMANIA spread, do that first […]

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PASTAMANIA.

“Pasta” is probably the last thing I¬†predicted would be relieving me of my post-Halloween pit of blandness. The problem with pummeling out posts left and right throughout a month like October is the inevitable comedown. Much like drinking Jack Daniels and popping ‘ludes all night with Vanity – times may seem like they’re at an […]

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VALLEY MUSIC.

You know them. You want them. You need them. If you didn’t already know, TNUC has strong ties to the Valley. The San Fernando Valley that is. Back in 1984, TNUC worked a grueling 3-hours a week at The Galleria, earning a little extra cash for quaaludes, junk, beer and pizza. In those days we […]

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