FOOD COURT Category

WINNERS TAKE IT ALL.

Detention is up! The submissions in last week’s “SCHOOL DAZE” contest are here… ‘SPELLING BEE SAVAGE’ by Skylar Norheim of Ontario, CA. ‘ENGLISH 1’ by Melissa Warlock of Worcester, MA. ‘FOREVER TRUE’ by Melissa Warlock of Worcester, MA. ‘MANIMAL INSTINCT’ by Jake Perry of Los Angeles, CA. ‘RAD TO THE BONE’ by Finlay Sutton of London, GB. ‘HALL […]

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SCHOOL DAZE.

Whispering the words “back to school” during this time of year is the sort of thing that’ll promise a beating worse than when that rumor went around about you wearing dinosaur pajamas. For those of you about to drag out those Trapper Keepers and lunchbox/thermos sets, Uncle T is here to ease some of your suffering by offering […]

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CAMP THREADS.

Hot from the bowels of our kitchen, we proudly present the all-new Camp TNUC seasonal merchandise splurge! Because it’s our 30th anniversary, we ventured into some uncharted territory this year. All merchandise is for sale right now in our store, but here’s a little information on the items… 1) ‘COUNSELOR’ T-Shirt “A leather-clad child thunders down the dirt […]

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THE PIZZA GRAVEYARD.

What types of emotions run through your soul when staring at this photo of a Pizza Hut burning to the ground? Hatred? Disgust? Sadness? Fear? Laughter? Relief? Freedom?  It’s an appropriate photo for TNUC to enter the final grieving process for the victims of pizza extinction. Over the years we’ve had to bid farewell to a number of pizza products […]

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A LOVE LETTER TO BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO.

Dearest Blockbuster, On behalf of current society, TNUC would like to apologize for a large majority of us (not Uncle T) who acted like total PRICKS when the announcement came that Blockbuster Video had sadly passed away. The once reigning, defending, undefeated, undisputed champion of video rental stores had closed it’s doors for good and much of what could be heard […]

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MACHO LUNCH.

Brute strength. Immense power. Blockbuster explosiveness. Hot lunch. Just the other day this take-out pizza menu landed on my doorstep, featuring some of TNUC’s favorite action gurus sitting on top of an I-beam munching on burgers, fries, pizza and calzones. I could sit here with a straight face and attempt to tell you that it […]

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