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ONE LAST RUN.

Posted on March 2, 2021 2 Comments

If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. That’s what Uncle T tells himself before he does a 10am shot of vodka and drops in from a helicopter onto Squaw Valley’s steepest mountain just to avoid lines, chairlifts, ski passes and whiny children. Anyone who enjoys shredding down […]

SPECIAL SOUND OF BODYBUILDING.

Posted on January 19, 2021 Leave a Comment

Calling all friends, colleagues, disciples, apostles, messiahs and cybernetic organisms, TNUC is proud to unveil an exceedingly rare body of music that has been buried beneath some unknown barbaric temple for the last 30+ years. Before continuing, ask yourself this. Have you ever reached a crossroads moment during a physical training regiment that was purely […]

BIG BALLS.

Posted on May 28, 2020 3 Comments

As I prepare to enter the following sacred scripture in the TNUC Bible, our world sits in the middle of a global pandemic. So what if I told you that for 1 solid hour, you could strap into an action-packed audio beast-feast that would harness the power of every golden-era action movie hero and blow […]

AMERICAN ANTHEM.

Posted on February 26, 2020 2 Comments

Very rarely does a movie come down the pipeline that is so TNUC and so defining of everything our movement is about. Many come close but fall short in capturing 100% of the power and adrenaline found in the Land of TNUC. It’s not an easy thing to do. Well my friends, I’m proud to report […]

DRAGO’S POWER HOUR MIXTAPE.

Posted on January 4, 2017 2 Comments

There were flashing lights, pulsating music and an iridescent red glow all over the room – if you guessed Saturday night at Tech Noir, good guess…but wrong. I was inside the training facility for the Siberian Bullet himself, IVAN DRAGO. For a brief period in the eighties, your Uncle TNUC was working deep cover for […]

BIG MIKE’S ALL-AMERICAN MEGA-MOTIVATION MIX.

Posted on July 4, 2015 2 Comments

It all started with a trickle of sweat. That first inkling of perspiration which climbed down Big Mike’s neanderthal forehead, past his serious beak and over his chiseled cheek. As it fell to the ground, he woke up on the beach from his winter slumber and let out a gorilla-sized moan that shook coconuts from […]