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3:15 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.

Posted on May 5, 2026 2 Comments

Happy 40th anniversary to the best movie that no one is talking about. 3:15 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH The year is 1986. The place is Lincoln High School. The most viscous street gang in the city are the Cobras – a switchblade-wielding bunch of shit-bums who rule the school with a reign of terror. Routine […]

BREAKING THE CHAINS.

Posted on January 9, 2024 2 Comments

Feast your eyes at the exceedingly rare, never-before-seen, highly coveted album cover from Uncle TNUC’s heavy metal record that never came to be. (Yes, that’s him chained and greased on the cover). Back in 1985, the band was poised to release our self-titled album after 10 agonizing years of cutting our teeth on the mean […]

QUICK TRIP TO THE COCO FORESTS.

Posted on January 7, 2020 1 Comment

At the beginning of a cold and bleak January, I think we could all use an escape. Some place warm. Let’s hop aboard a private jet at a Miami airport, donning an $800 suit and a tie with a toucan printed on it. Now imagine being whisked away to the tropical paradise of the coca […]

THE SHARK LOUNGE.

Posted on July 4, 2014 3 Comments

When levels of raunchiness reach a point where a law enforcement sting operation is being planned in attempts to shut down your establishment, it’s more than likely a sign that things aren’t good. This, my disciples, was the heart-wrenching demise of The Shark Lounge. If someone wanted to assassinate Uncle TNUC in 1991, it would […]

JUNGLE BABE SURVIVAL.

Posted on May 20, 2014 3 Comments

Today – May 20th 2014, marks the 30th anniversary of the day I had to evacuate my cargo plane filled with cocaine-filled faux bananas and was left stranded in the godforsaken jungles of Colombia. Let me back it up for a moment. The cocaine-filled faux bananas were exactly what you’re probably picturing. Actual bananas with […]

BIG MIKE FEAT. GIANNI LA BAMBA [VIDEO PREMIERE].

Posted on April 11, 2014 10 Comments

Let it be known that the promise of a better and brighter tomorrow begins with one man…Big Mike. As for today, we have the distinguished honor of premiering his debut music video for Wat sull dä Quatsch?, which in English translates to What’s All the Fuss? The song is our first glimpse at the 5-track […]