Leave it to the Cryptkeeper to feel so inspired and festive about the spirit of Christmas that he’s provided us with 15 holiday tracks to keep us nestled closely to the ones we love during these precious times of the season. Who knew that during all those years of him telling us boils and ghouls about stories of killers and hauntings that underneath that little decomposing bone structure of his was a big generous heart? Tales From the Crypt ‘Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas’ is chockfull of holiday hits like Deck the Halls With Parts of Charlie, 12 Days of Cryptmas, We Wish You’d Bury the Misses and last but not least Christmas Rap!

01) Intro to the Album
02) Deck the Halls with Parts of Charlie
03) Juggle Bills
04) We Wish You’d Bury the Missus
05) Moe Teitlebaum
06) A Christmas Card for the Cryptkeeper
07) Christmas Rap
08) Intro to the Cryptkeeper’s Family Christmas
09) The Cryptkeeper’s Family Christmas
10) ‘Twas the Fright Before Christmas
11) Twelve Days of Cryptmas
12) Intro to Revenge of the Cryptkeeper
13) Revenge of the Cryptkeeper
14) Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
15) Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot

Tales From the Crypt “Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas” download


But in case you didn’t find Cryptkeeper’s take on these selected holiday greetings remotely amusing or you felt like strangling the neck of this Tiny Tim-sounding bag of bones halfway through the album, we’re leaving you with one track that is sure to turn even the hottest of dancefloors into freezing-cold, hypnotic chamber halls that will stimulate your psyche and leave you seeing your own breath. PowerGlove will release Crypt off their upcoming E.P. due out very soon. 

1 Comments on “CRYPTMAS.”

  1. Years ago I was in a mall in Battle Creek, MI. I was dropped off at the arcade with $10 for a birthday party. I ended up at Spencer's and purchased this fine cassette with the $10. Great memories of Christmas' past!

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