Time to do some digging in the TNUC RADIO-FM archives. With this remix still being as delicious as ever, I couldn’t help putting this clip together. This quick compilation of images and scenes is just a little taste for the young, the hungry and the ravenous ones that are in heat for a new TNUC video feature.

Now before you call me cheap and tell me my stock has gone down, I have good news for all you vidiots* and video vamps**. Two full-length videos are coming your way very soon. The Futurecop! 88′ Girls video is completed and ready to be unleashed upon the masses. I’m just eagerly awaiting their label to give me the OK. Once this happens, the video and single will be released simultaneously. Also, my video for Fabian is coming right around the corner. When I say this video will be pure, uncut, class-A Colombian, I mean it. For now, enjoy the above clip and these two tracks that should push you to the limit…

Dj DLG & Redroche – On the Run (The Outrunners remix) download

Christopher Cross – Ride Like the Wind download

*Vidiot (noun) – A person habitually consumed in video or computer games to the point of losing contact with the world around him, often evidenced by a blank or glazed look and disheveled appearance.

**Video Vamp (noun) – An alluring and seductive woman from the VHS era whose charms ensnare her lovers in bonds of irresistible desire, often leading them into compromising, dangerous, and deadly situations.


“TNUC can best be described as a master of combining visual and aural stimulation…as well as an obscure 80’s film king, dream warrior, fellow pizza lover and a fan of Staymoist. Whenever I need any of those things, which is all the time, I visit his blog. Bookmark that boner immediately. TNUC also partners up with my favorite DJ duo/ past Dear Menz interviewees Futurecop! quite often, including the video for upcoming single “1988 Girls.” Be on the lookout for that as well as more videos and the TNUC BONER OF THE MONTH CLUB! Sounds like a Male marie if you ask me. How could I not ask this Casanova to be our latest Dear Menz guest?…”

The great and mega-stylin’ blog Agent Lover had the audacity to interview TNUC as part of one of her “Dear Menz” features. We discussed important subjects such as erotic DeLorean fantasies and how influential John Stamos really is. Read what happened here!


In the Friday the 13th movies, the sound so many people think they hear “Ch Ch Ch”, is actually “Ki ki ki, ma ma ma”, Harry Manfredini created it after he knew of the scene where Mrs. Voorhees is saying “Kill her Mommy” and it is actually his voice echoed that makes the sound.

The original theme is so frightening, even Alice Cooper had to borrow it for the track that he contributed to the Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives soundtrack. As you must know, Alice is no stranger to nightmares, slashers, splatters, ghouls and goblins.

So here now is Alice with ‘He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask)’, complete with the infamous “Ch-Ch-Ch, Ah Ah Ah”. Grab your machete and enjoy.


In these scenes from The Amityville Horror, George Lutz (James Brolin) makes it very clear that nothing stands in the way of a man and his axe, his beard and his lumber. Pay close attention to the expression on his face throughout the clip. So focused, so relentless, so terrifying.

Oak, cedar, pine…choose your wood.
Grizzly, sexual, violent…choose your beard.

I hope one day when I retire, I can relocate somewhere up North, either deep in the forest or by an ancient lake. I’ll grow my ferocious beard and chop wood all day and into the wee hours of the night. I’ll have enough fire wood to heat my home 365 days of the year. And I’ll do just that. My family will complain about the agonizing, scorching temperatures, but there’s nothing they can do about it. It could be the middle of December or the middle of July, rest assured that fire will be blazing. The wife and kids will be sweating profusely from the unbearable heat, while I’m relaxing comfortably in the living room…fire blazing, naked, beard sweating, eating a big steak and watching Road House.

Of course my old lady will love the bearded delight that walks in the door every day. As you can imagine, the strapping old beard works wonders in the bedroom. She calls it “The TNUC Touch“.


The nightmare continues today with one of Brad Fiedel’s peculiar pieces from his 1985 score of Fright Night, an appropriate selection entitled ‘Window Watching’. This song will terrify your neighbors and at the same time make them envy your every move. They will talk amongst themselves, gossiping and claiming that the moans and screams they keep hearing in the middle of the night are coming from your window. When one of them confronts you about it, you deny it to the bone. They’re frightened but at the same time intrigued and want in.

The only thing they know for sure is that you’re sweet, sexy and you like to sleep in late. The old neighborhood was such a bore before you moved in. Now it’s fresh cut lawns, white picket fences, kids playing…and a seductive, late-night vamp living next door. The few times you see them, you smile and wave, pretending like everything is normal. Little do they know, one move and any one of them could be thrust intro a brink of seduction and into your embrace.

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