COMING SOON TO A CAMPFIRE NEAR YOU.

(Artwork by Jarred Hageman.)
The 3rd Annual TNUC & Mike Ballermann Halloween mix, ‘TNUC LIVES’, is coming extremely soon, but before we let this hellhound off it’s leash, I think it’s necessary that we at least fork over a selection of artwork from the upcoming release. This mix was engineered to please everyone…especially the cliched women from our favorite slasher films. That’s right, from the electronic-loving, soft-spoken goody-girls (that live longest) to the heavy metal-obsessed, whorey loudmouths (that die first)…there’s something for everyone on ‘TNUC LIVES’. Just read what one of the villagers found inked in blood on an unmarked grave last night…
Up the hill
through the brush
pass the Indian burial grounds
stay clear of the moors
start up the hearse
drive over to Betty’s
hide in the closet
tip the blinds
climb under her bed
then up through her sheets
we’ve got bush!
fly out the window
swoop into the cathedral
drop under the altar
into the pit
beneath the tomb
HE IS RISEN.
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I'm so stoked I can't wait! My boombox is ready to blast this gem into oblivion. This years Halloween feast will be like none other.
This is gonna be so hot! We have travelled from Northern Ireland to Florida for some Halloween Horror, you will provide the soundtrack to our pre-horror boozing!