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[DAY 4] THE WIZARD.

Posted on April 8, 2010 1 Comment

BOOB TUBE AWARENESS WEEK: [DAY 4] PROGRAM: THE WIZARD. INFO: The actual Wizard of this show is four-foot-tall Simon McKay (David Rappaport), a little person with a vast array of engineering skills which he puts to use as a toymaker. The small fellow was portrayed as that of a refined British intellectual with a wise […]

[DAY 3] RING RAIDERS.

Posted on April 7, 2010 1 Comment

BOOB TUBE AWARENESS WEEK: [DAY 3] PROGRAM: RING RAIDERS. INFO: In the future of 1998, the world is threatened by the evil Skull Squadron. To combat this threat, an international air force consisting of the greatest planes and pilots of all time is assembled. They are the Ring Raiders. Stationed on the Air Carrier Justice, […]

[DAY 2] THE PHOENIX.

Posted on April 6, 2010 1 Comment

BOOB TUBE AWARENESS WEEK: [DAY 2] PROGRAM: THE PHOENIX. INFO: During an archaeological expedition in Peru, a golden sarcophagus that bears the eal of a Phoenix (the ancient symbol of earth) is discovered. In Los Angeles, the sarcophagus is opened and an extraterrestrial being, an ancient astronaut named ‘Bennu of the Golden Light’, is awakened-before […]

BOOB TUBE AWARENESS WEEK: [DAY 1] STREETHAWK.

Posted on April 5, 2010 1 Comment

Today marks [DAY 1] of the first annual TNUC Boob Tube Awareness Week. There’s no use tapping the top of the television or adjusting the antennas. That won’t help. The sudden interference of fuzzy frequencies you’re experiencing at the moment are brought to you by Uncle T. Starting today and continuing for the remainder of […]

A REAL HERO.

Posted on December 15, 2009 4 Comments

Position your television antennas correctly and adjust the tracking on your BETA player, because the new EP from Valerie’s main man, College, is making its way through high-frequency airwaves and into our living rooms. College – A Real Hero 1. A Real Hero (starring Electric Youth) 2. Closer 3. Critical Mass 4. The Mirage Makers […]

PARTY AT THE BUNDY’S!

Posted on August 22, 2009 Leave a Comment

A little while ago the TNUC apostles had a mind-melting, grueling decision to make on “THE BATTLE OF THE KELLYS”. The question at hand was who you would rather bone. You voted. Your voice mattered. No matter what your race, gender, social status, or economic background was, you had a right to be heard. So […]