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MYSTERY MEAT MIX 2: THE SECOND HELPING.

Posted on November 24, 2020 3 Comments

For most of the year, Uncle T floats through life like a lump of crap, barely surviving on a steady diet of beer, cigarettes and Hungry Man dinners. However, once the holiday season rolls around a different kind of animal is unleashed. Since “at risk senior” Granny TNUC fled to the mountains of Nicaragua to […]

SAX = GRAVY.

Posted on November 27, 2019 Leave a Comment

Listen up jive turkeys. With the holiday’s just around the corner, how’s about a heavy pouring of saxophone? Studies have shown that leading up to Thanksgiving, Uncle T and Auntie T listen to way more saxophone than any other time of the year. So what’s that all about? After extensive psychoanalysis and research, it seems […]

HEAVY METAL STUFFING MIX.

Posted on November 13, 2019 Leave a Comment

Without question, my favorite Thanksgiving dish is stuffing. It’s the all-out-assault that combines every taste and mouth-watering aroma of the holiday into one big, lumpy, delicious glory. It’s also just as amazing right out of the oven as it is leftover and cold the next day. Stuffing can do no wrong. Much like a delicious mixture […]

PAYING RESPECTS TO THE MAN.

Posted on November 21, 2017 2 Comments

Happy Holidays folks and welcome to another John Candy season. That’s right, this time of year Candy is supreme ruler of the holidays around here as movies like Planes, Trains & Automobiles, Home Alone and Uncle Buck are in constant rotation. Candy brought the nonstop laughs, but beneath it a sincerity and seemingly effortless realness […]

SINCERE THANKS.

Posted on November 14, 2017 1 Comment

In the wake of the Halloween season, those first few days are normally spent wandering around aimlessly, putting all the rubber bats in storage and eating the remains of the fun-sized Twizzlers. Even the burliest boogeyman in the world can find it a little rough trying to grasp with the transition of going from 31 […]

MYSTERY MEAT MIX.

Posted on November 24, 2015 2 Comments

Can ‘ya smell it? That tingling aroma of meat and Chex Mix could only mean one thing. Uncle T must be in the kitchen, wearing that “Kiss the Cook” apron and cooking up his mysterious meat spread that promises to put guests/listeners into a maximum food coma. That’s right, the MYSTERY MEAT MIX is back! Well, […]