SWAYZE Category

MACHO LUNCH.

Brute strength. Immense power. Blockbuster explosiveness. Hot lunch. Just the other day this take-out pizza menu landed on my doorstep, featuring some of TNUC’s favorite action gurus sitting on top of an I-beam munching on burgers, fries, pizza and calzones. I could sit here with a straight face and attempt to tell you that it […]

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JANUARY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: STEVE THE BOUNCER.

[NOTE: DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH is an ongoing saga giving thanks and praise to a chosen deadbeat character each month. To see the rest of em’, go here] Trying to choose a favorite deadbeat from Road House is like trying to choose a favorite hair pie from all the sorority girls at Pi Delta Pi. It’s a dirty and daunting job, but someone’s gotta’ do it. For January’s chosen […]

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THE ROAD HOUSE MOTHERLOAD.

From deep inside the sacred caverns of the TNUC vault comes this Road House time capsule that we like to refer to as “the motherload”. That’s right, it derives from an actual time capsule that was buried in the debris of the almost, could-have-been Double Deuce nightclub that Uncle TNUC attempted to open in the […]

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LOVE THEMES.

 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.   I. Keith Forsey – Love Theme [The Breakfast Club] d/l   II. David Foster – Love Theme [St. Elmo’s Fire] d/l   III. Vangelis – Love Theme [Bladerunner] d/l

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BREAKFAST WITH BRAD.

A bloody mary? Some breakfast? Suite yourself. But this is one morning sit-down you do not want to miss. Last week one of the pinnacle icons of entertainment around here, Brad Wesley (played by Ben Gazzara), left us at the seasoned age of 81. He fell victim to the same illness our brother Patrick Swayze […]

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THE RENEGADES.

I’m at a loss of words as to how this one slipped by me. Patrick Swayze – a God around these parts – stars in the short lived TV show called ‘The Renegades’. Have a look at the gripping intro.

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