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PATRICK SWAYZE OWNED A DELOREAN.

Posted on September 5, 2019 Leave a Comment

Uncle T’s deepest apologies for the lack of content this summer. What can I say…it’s been a busy few months but the good news is that I’ll be back in full form very soon. To ease our souls during these times of suffering, let me remind everyone that Patrick Swayze bought a Delorean on October […]

DOUBLE DEUCE MIX.

Posted on January 25, 2018 2 Comments

Calling all 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. It’s time to get wild n’ willing with TNUC’s Double Deuce Mix! 53 minutes of knee slapping, cig-ripping, beer smashing, throat ripping, sandy-mullets-waving-in-the-wind Double Deuce worship! It was only a matter of time before we curated an entire power hour dedicated to the […]

THE SWAYZE ESTATE AUCTION.

Posted on May 3, 2017 2 Comments

Living in Los Angeles has its advantages. The other night while drinking a beer the kitchen I overheard a newscaster on the TV in the next room talking about a “Patrick Swayze Estate Auction” being held at a space literally 15 minutes from the TNUC lair. My jaw dropped and I did a cartwheel into the […]

FEBRUARY’S LOCAL HOT SPOT OF THE MONTH: THE DOUBLE DEUCE.

Posted on February 17, 2016 6 Comments

IT HAD TO BE DONE. The original honky-tonk slaughterhouse! The place they sweep up the eyeballs after closing! The only establishment where you can get laid, smash bottles over stranger’s heads, walk around shirtless and get into a fight all under a single roof! Ladies and gentlemen, for February’s Local-Hot-Spot-Of-The-Month, please climb in the back […]

MACHO LUNCH.

Posted on February 5, 2015 5 Comments

Brute strength. Immense power. Blockbuster explosiveness. Hot lunch. Just the other day this take-out pizza menu landed on my doorstep, featuring some of TNUC’s favorite action gurus sitting on top of an I-beam munching on burgers, fries, pizza and calzones. I could sit here with a straight face and attempt to tell you that it […]

JANUARY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: STEVE THE BOUNCER.

Posted on January 7, 2014 5 Comments

[NOTE: DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH is an ongoing saga giving thanks and praise to a chosen deadbeat character each month. To see the rest of em’, go here] Trying to choose a favorite deadbeat from Road House is like trying to choose a favorite hair pie from all the sorority girls at Pi Delta Pi. It’s a dirty and daunting job, but someone’s gotta’ do it. For January’s chosen […]