SPRING BREAK Category

MOTLEY CRUISE TO NOWHERE.

Ahoy matey’s, disciples, spring breakers, seasoned sailors and couch potatoes! It’s time to climb aboard and join yer’ #1 Uncle (TNUC) as he says bon voyage to this barren landĀ for a dastardly trip at sea involvingĀ no shortage of sunshine, alcohol, ‘high-tide’ bikini bottoms, underwater muff diving and “Krell”! (more on “Krell” later…). From 1987 it’s […]

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THE SHARK LOUNGE.

When levels of raunchiness reach a point where a law enforcement sting operation is being planned in attempts to shut down your establishment, it’s more than likely a sign that things aren’t good. This, my disciples, was the heart-wrenching demise of The Shark Lounge. If someone wanted to assassinate Uncle TNUC in 1991, it would […]

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