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FRACTURED MIRROR.

Posted on June 6, 2020 2 Comments

From YouTube user “El Gato”… I have a great story with this song (‘Fractured Mirror’ from Ace Frehley’s 1978 solo album). One cool day in South Florida in 1978 during Christmas, me and a bunch of friends were playing and riding our BMX bikes and within our group there was one kid from another neighborhood […]

HIGH IN HIGH SCHOOL.

Posted on May 12, 2020 Leave a Comment

When I hear people talking shit about KISS these days it’s the lamest thing ever. Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions and personal tastes, but don’t be a snarky dingus about four leather-clad monsters that took over the world in 1975 to play rock ‘n roll. GTFO. I have nothing but love for classic-era KISS […]

HEAVY METAL STUFFING MIX.

Posted on November 13, 2019 Leave a Comment

Without question, my favorite Thanksgiving dish is stuffing. It’s the all-out-assault that combines every taste and mouth-watering aroma of the holiday into one big, lumpy, delicious glory. It’s also just as amazing right out of the oven as it is leftover and cold the next day. Stuffing can do no wrong. Much like a delicious mixture […]

WHO’S HUNGRY?

Posted on June 20, 2019 Leave a Comment

If there’s one thing Uncle T loves about heavy metal besides the music, it’s all the lyrical cliches and repeated war-cries. Take for example popular lines in songs such as “in heat of the night”, “fires burning”, “desires”, “lonely nights”, and my absolute personal favorite, “HUNGRY”. The word hunger/hungry is used so often in the […]

MOTLEY CRUE’S MALIGNED MASCOT, ALLISTER FIEND (Part 1).

Posted on March 28, 2019 3 Comments

My favorite band growing up was Mötley Crüe. Hearing “Kickstart My Heart” for the first time was the most explosive shot of musical adrenaline I’d ever experienced. I remember the day sitting shotgun in my older cousin’s Bronco and the hairs on my arms standing up. It felt like the audio equivalent to launching off […]

ROCK N’ ROLL SHOWER.

Posted on June 23, 2018 Leave a Comment

You look like you need to get wet! How’s about a sopping wet anthem for your Saturday night, exclusively chosen by Uncle T? WHAT A RIPPER. I listened to this song so many times this weekend that I started dreaming about it. Last night a TNUC lady disciple video vixen visited me in my dreams. […]