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MOTLEY CRUE’S MALIGNED MASCOT, ALLISTER FIEND (Part 1).

Posted on March 28, 2019 3 Comments

My favorite band growing up was Mötley Crüe. Hearing “Kickstart My Heart” for the first time was the most explosive shot of musical adrenaline I’d ever experienced. I remember the day sitting shotgun in my older cousin’s Bronco and the hairs on my arms standing up. It felt like the audio equivalent to launching off […]

ROCK N’ ROLL SHOWER.

Posted on June 23, 2018 Leave a Comment

You look like you need to get wet! How’s about a sopping wet anthem for your Saturday night, exclusively chosen by Uncle T? WHAT A RIPPER. I listened to this song so many times this weekend that I started dreaming about it. Last night a TNUC lady disciple video vixen visited me in my dreams. […]

HEAVY METAL PIZZA PARTY.

Posted on March 22, 2018 3 Comments

Are you tired of staying in? Getting sick of frozen pizza dinners? Conservative dad won’t shut up about that “rat’s nest” he calls your haircut? TNUC strongly recommends sneaking out of your bedroom window tonight and high-tailing it to a land of heavy metal and nuclear pepperoni pizza. Play the video invitation below. Redwood City’s […]

CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #6.

Posted on August 16, 2017 1 Comment

||| If you’re new to the “Crude Dude Record Reviews” chronicles, the following is part of an on-going series that you’ll first be required to read about in an official “manifesto” at this location ||| CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #6 BABYLON A.D. – SELF-TITLED (1989) Review by: Mike Ballermann Once upon a time, on a Saturday in […]

THE ONES WHO GOT AWAY.

Posted on April 13, 2017 Leave a Comment

As music lovers and disciples of the riff, we live for unearthing both new and old discoveries. When it pertains to older music, discovering the kind of rare treasure that when you lower the needle on the record it gives you goosebumps is one of the ultimate highs. Plus much healthier and less expensive than cocaine! Finding a […]

THOSE CRISP MOMENTS.

Posted on February 8, 2017 4 Comments

Everyone knows that Uncle T’s favorite time to drive around and listen to music is at dusk. Right after the sun goes down and before the vamps come out, it’s a shadowy time when daylight is transitioning to night and the sun casts a shadow, silhouetting everything in it’s path. Given the right circumstances, those brief […]