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CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #5.

Winger’s sistine chapel of their impressive but misunderstood legacy was the band’s third album, Pull. The only problem? It came out in 1993.  Poor bastards…they never stood a chance. CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #5 WINGER – PULL Review by: Uncle TNUC First, please excuse the horrendous album cover. What was with bands during this time suddenly changing their logos and […]

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WINNERS TAKE IT ALL.

Detention is up! The submissions in last week’s “SCHOOL DAZE” contest are here… ‘SPELLING BEE SAVAGE’ by Skylar Norheim of Ontario, CA. ‘ENGLISH 1’ by Melissa Warlock of Worcester, MA. ‘FOREVER TRUE’ by Melissa Warlock of Worcester, MA. ‘MANIMAL INSTINCT’ by Jake Perry of Los Angeles, CA. ‘RAD TO THE BONE’ by Finlay Sutton of London, GB. ‘HALL […]

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SCHOOL DAZE.

Whispering the words “back to school” during this time of year is the sort of thing that’ll promise a beating worse than when that rumor went around about you wearing dinosaur pajamas. For those of you about to drag out those Trapper Keepers and lunchbox/thermos sets, Uncle T is here to ease some of your suffering by offering […]

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CRAZY FROM THE HEAT.

If you live a lifestyle anything like the TNUC lifestyle, it means you STILL spend a wealth of your time shirtless air-guitaring on the couch and watching music videos. Everyone knows when a David Lee Roth music video comes on, it’s like being treated to a mini-movie. His productions were some of the most over the […]

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CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #4.

||| If you’re new around here, the following is part of an on-going series that you should first read about in an official Crude Dude “manifesto” at this location ||| CRUDE DUDE RECORD REVIEW #4 UGLY KID JOE – AMERICA’S LEAST WANTED Review by: Uncle TNUC Choosing an album by a band who call themselves Ugly […]

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WOMEN, LEATHER & HELL.

Earlier this month was “National Women’s Day” on March 8th. What that actually means, I have no idea. All we do know is that Joel Grind of heavy metal mutants Toxic Holocaust put together a mixtape of obscure female fronted metal bands, naturally in honor of Women’s Day. The mix is called “Women, Leather & Hell” and you can […]

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