DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH Category

JUNE’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: ARTIE THE COOK [SUMMER CAMP EDITION].

The birds are chirpin’ and the sun is shining. Sunlight glimmers on the cool lake and a soft wind brushes through the maple trees. Canoes align the dock on a shoreline that stretches as far as the eye can see. Camp counselors prepare cabins and set up archery lanes. Dozens of excited youngsters anxiously wait for their […]

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MAY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: SIMON.

Any ladies out there feeling bored?…Unsatisfied?…Unappreciated? What if a certain dashing prince in a turtleneck and part down the middle of his head could magically whisk you away to say, a covert mission in Paris, where you’d join him in a wild and dangerous adventure? Well good news for you because Simon has you covered. […]

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APRIL’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: CHRIS HOLMES.

April’s appointed deadbeat is a real humdinger. We actually almost had to interrupt in the middle of last month and pull a never-before emergency DOTM. Why the sudden urgency? We’ll get to that shortly. First, watch this infamous clip from The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years, a classic documentary about the […]

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MARCH’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: RICHIE MADANO.

[NOTE: DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH is an ongoing saga giving thanks and praise to a chosen deadbeat character each month. To see the rest of em’, go here] Our choice for March is without a doubt the deadliest deadbeat in our monthly feature thus far. Folks, it’s time to sit back and rejoice in the life of Brooklyn’s most intimidating […]

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FEBRUARY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: GLENN GUGLIA.

[NOTE: DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH is an ongoing saga giving thanks and praise to a chosen deadbeat character each month. To see the rest of em’, go here] Only a sly piece of swine like Glenn Gulia would meander his way into the month that Valentine’s Day falls into for our DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH feature for February. What sets Glenn apart from […]

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JANUARY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: STEVE THE BOUNCER.

[NOTE: DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH is an ongoing saga giving thanks and praise to a chosen deadbeat character each month. To see the rest of em’, go here] Trying to choose a favorite deadbeat from Road House is like trying to choose a favorite hair pie from all the sorority girls at Pi Delta Pi. It’s a dirty and daunting job, but someone’s gotta’ do it. For January’s chosen […]

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