MAY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: SIMON.
Any ladies out there feeling bored?…Unsatisfied?…Unappreciated?
What if a certain dashing prince in a turtleneck and part down the middle of his head could magically whisk you away to say, a covert mission in Paris, where you’d join him in a wild and dangerous adventure? Well good news for you because Simon has you covered. Only catch is, he’s nothing more than a deadbeat used car salesman who lies to married women to get them to sleep with him! But you won’t know that information for a while. Simon won’t dare blow his cover until he at least gets you inside his trailer home for a little midnight hide-the-banana.
Please give a moist welcome to our Deadbeat-Of-The-Month for May!
Of course Simon’s plans of seducing Harry Tasker’s wife don’t go in his favor, as his final moments of being such an upbeat deadbeat are spent dangling off a bridge in his underpants.
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My fav dead beat of the month! SIMON!
Was waiting when he'd show up haha!
One fist punch to the face knockout. So Arnold…
“with you she gets to be real hot huh?”
LOL
Simon's sleazy philosophies of picking up married women would definitely have to make its way into Uncle T's handbook of life.
hands down my favourite so far, navel lint Simon.