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DECEMBER’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: PAULIE.

Posted on December 22, 2014 1 Comment

It’s with great honor and privilege that we declare Paulie of the Rocky movies to be TNUC’s FINAL Deadbeat-of-the-Month. Since we started this monthly journey into the deep abyss of depravity a year ago, Paulie was always on my mind. He’s the ideal candidate for Deadbeat-of-the-Month because he’s TNUC’s favorite type of deadbeat – guys that […]

NOVEMBER’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: PAL.

Posted on November 19, 2014 3 Comments

From deep in the underbelly of Chicago’s most notorious bowling alleys – appearing in a formidable haze of cigarette smoke, misty sweat and poor illumination comes Pal, our Deadbeat of the Month for November! Pal’s screen time in Uncle Buck lasts less than two minutes but reaches such a high level of pristine deadbeat-ness that you […]

OCTOBER’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: SAM WHITEMOON.

Posted on October 23, 2014 2 Comments

The denim. The hair. The DEADBEAT. Give a pleasant welcome to our Deadbeat-of-the-Month for October, Sam Whitemoon from Creepshow 2’s “Old Chief Woodenhead” segment. Choosing a worthy Deadbeat is never a simple task, but with this month being October, it’s 10x more difficult given the infinity amount of bullies, abusers, serial murderers, cannibals, mutant fathers, deformed […]

SEPTEMBER’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: BOOGER.

Posted on September 17, 2014 2 Comments

Instead of making Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise, or any of the ones that followed for that matter, they should have made a prequel solely dedicated to the deadbeat life of Dudley “Booger” Dawson before he joined the Tri-Lambs at Atoms College. After witnessing his on-screen hijinks in the first film, can you […]

AUGUST’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: SGT. DRAKE SAVAGE.

Posted on August 19, 2014 2 Comments

A year-long chronicle of deadbeats wouldn’t be legitimate without Gary Busey joining the ranks. The hardest part about this is of course choosing which Gary Busey character would be best. From loudmouth alcoholics to corrupt military officers dressing in drag, Busey has conquered it all. One could even argue that the real Gary Busey be […]

JULY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: FAKE RAMBO.

Posted on July 8, 2014 9 Comments

The war was never over for United States Special Forces soldier John J. Rambo. Whether being tortured in Vietnamese prison camps or hunted down in his own country for crimes he didn’t commit, Rambo was always engaged in combat. For impersonator/lookalike Wayne Scott, life has a different set of concerns. The only battle he’s fighting is […]