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JULY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: FAKE RAMBO.

Posted on July 8, 2014 9 Comments

The war was never over for United States Special Forces soldier John J. Rambo. Whether being tortured in Vietnamese prison camps or hunted down in his own country for crimes he didn’t commit, Rambo was always engaged in combat. For impersonator/lookalike Wayne Scott, life has a different set of concerns. The only battle he’s fighting is […]

JUNE’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: ARTIE THE COOK [SUMMER CAMP EDITION].

Posted on June 10, 2014 2 Comments

The birds are chirpin’ and the sun is shining. Sunlight glimmers on the cool lake and a soft wind brushes through the maple trees. Canoes align the dock on a shoreline that stretches as far as the eye can see. Camp counselors prepare cabins and set up archery lanes. Dozens of excited youngsters anxiously wait for their […]

MAY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: SIMON.

Posted on May 12, 2014 3 Comments

Any ladies out there feeling bored?…Unsatisfied?…Unappreciated? What if a certain dashing prince in a turtleneck and part down the middle of his head could magically whisk you away to say, a covert mission in Paris, where you’d join him in a wild and dangerous adventure? Well good news for you because Simon has you covered. […]

APRIL’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: CHRIS HOLMES.

Posted on April 3, 2014 6 Comments

April’s appointed deadbeat is a real humdinger. We actually almost had to interrupt in the middle of last month and pull a never-before emergency DOTM. Why the sudden urgency? We’ll get to that shortly. First, watch this infamous clip from The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years, a classic documentary about the […]

MARCH’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: RICHIE MADANO.

Posted on March 13, 2014 1 Comment

[NOTE: DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH is an ongoing saga giving thanks and praise to a chosen deadbeat character each month. To see the rest of em’, go here] Our choice for March is without a doubt the deadliest deadbeat in our monthly feature thus far. Folks, it’s time to sit back and rejoice in the life of Brooklyn’s most intimidating […]

FEBRUARY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: GLENN GUGLIA.

Posted on February 14, 2014 Leave a Comment

[NOTE: DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH is an ongoing saga giving thanks and praise to a chosen deadbeat character each month. To see the rest of em’, go here] Only a sly piece of swine like Glenn Gulia would meander his way into the month that Valentine’s Day falls into for our DEADBEAT-OF-THE-MONTH feature for February. What sets Glenn apart from […]