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THE BEER BELL.

Posted on April 9, 2024 2 Comments

What your witnessing here today is no dream. It’s absolutely real and it’s definitely happening. A beer glass…a dumbbell…a BEER BELL. Here we have, sent down from the heavens, a weightlifting/alcohol-consuming device that is simply the key to all greatness. A beer glass firmly sealed to the top of a 1 1/4 lbs dumbbell, crucial […]

GREAT SOUTHERN LAND.

Posted on January 29, 2024 1 Comment

Who else needs an escape? Depending on where you’re located in the world, you may be experiencing a great frost. This one goes out to anyone who wishes they were some place warmer. Where the sun is powerful, the ocean meets the sky and you can roam freely up and down empty beaches with your […]

COBRA MAN.

Posted on May 22, 2023 Leave a Comment

One of the most powerful, natural highs is discovering music that you instantly connect with. Everyone knows this. But how about an added exhilaration that takes it even further? I’m talking about when after the music hits, next you discover the visuals, attitude and overall aesthetic which just catapults everything into the stratosphere. Cobra Man […]

I MIGHT LIVE NEXT-DOOR TO R.L. STINE.

Posted on May 17, 2023 2 Comments

So I may or may not live on the same street as famed horror writer R.L. Stine, or at least that’s where my imagination goes every time I pass this gated home with decaying cartoon characters that roam the property. It feels straight out of a paperback that I would have picked up in elementary […]

RAD BASTARD ALERT: PETER STEELE.

Posted on October 13, 2021 1 Comment

Peter Steele. Lord Petrus Steele. Green Man. Gothic Gaston, Big Pete. The Girthy Godfather. Uncle Pete. The Jolly Green Giant. At least two of these names are correct. Type O Negative’s towering lead singer and brooding bass player was a musical force that we all miss dearly. His deep baritone was a perfect and unique […]

HARD ‘N HEAVY BABES.

Posted on April 7, 2021 4 Comments

I feel a rumbling in the air lately. People are starved. They need a release. As I walk the beach dunes every night I hear the distant cry of “WE WANT IT HARD. WE WANT IT HEAVY”. Really though, I think Uncle T speaks for a majority of us who are sick of the watered […]