THE BEER BELL.
What your witnessing here today is no dream. It’s absolutely real and it’s definitely happening. A beer glass…a dumbbell…a BEER BELL.
Here we have, sent down from the heavens, a weightlifting/alcohol-consuming device that is simply the key to all greatness. A beer glass firmly sealed to the top of a 1 1/4 lbs dumbbell, crucial for your rigorous, exercise-while boozing workout sessions.
In the event that your brain has a little room left to handle one more explosion, the final whiplash is that it’s a ROAD HOUSE beer bell. I seriously had to pinch myself in the nads’ a couple times when I first discovered this.
Wherever the The Double Deuce is located in heaven, this has to be what Wade Garrett is drinking his twenty-seventh Coors banquet out of at this very moment (garnished with drops of Jimmy’s blood). Not only Wade, but every forty-year old adolescent, felon, power drinker and trustee of modern chemistry. All are fully equipped with Road House beer bells.
With every drunken raise of the beer bell, you get a free small arm workout. Couldn’t ask for anything more. Well, maybe Dr. Elisabeth Clay shaking her 1989 long-butt in that tablecloth skirt would be one additional bonus, but other than that, the beer bell…excuse me, the ROAD HOUSE BEER BELL – is the holy grail of everything and beyond.
But wait. What would this prized possession be without an instructional book on how to “exercise while you drink”? The booklet features helpful tips and techniques such as the two-handed arm curl, the toast, the lover’s chug, the killer chest fly and even a progress chart to keep track of your workouts.
Wacky promotional items like these are what keep me going in this crazy world. Who knows what we’ll discover next!
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Just watched this flick in the theater with a great crowd 2 months ago to commemorate its 35th anniversary. I pre-gamed with a few friends about a half hour before showtime and inhaled a double whiskey neat. Got a few more drinks in the theater right before the lights dimmed. Ended up going back to the bar at the front desk again about 40 minutes later when they were literally pulling the till from the register, just to get 2 more drinks. T’was a wild time.
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