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A SOMBER WOLF.

The next time your old man grabs you by the shirt and says something along the lines of “I don’t tolerate any losers in this family, WIN WIN WIN” just keep reminding yourself that if awkward, acne-ridden teen Scott Howard can leave his werewolf persona behind for THE most important basketball game of the season, surely […]

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KEY LARGO.

Apologies for the lack of updates this month, but it could be due to the fact that i’m on my way to Key Largo to mull over business problems, examine opportunities, exchange rumors and spread gossip with Mr. Bertie Higgins. Mix a lethal concoction of Sonny Crockett’s stylings and the burliness of the lumberjack guy […]

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YEAH, ROCK ON, YES.

Someone please forward me their booking agent’s contact information so that they can play my annual summer pool party for the next decade.

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THE RALEIGH VEKTAR.

The. Looks. That. Kill. And if that isn’t enough, the futuristic console features a speedometer, mileometer, stopwatch, a radio with three settings, and a soundboard. [ex. 1]

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NIGHTWAVES

To quote someone else, “The song/video pretty much sums up everything we love about warm weather — carefreeness, windows down, youth, first loves, long days. All that.”…Amen. Plus NightWaves & TNUC party together in real life. This upcoming Monday, NightWaves will be celebrating their single + video release of ‘Sweet Carrie’ with a bash of […]

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FOR THE MEMORY OF A LIFETIME.

Pre-planning a vacation for you and the family? Or just needing to escape on a solo mission? Stop for a moment to consider taking a trip far, far away from the ordinary. This winter, TNUC cordially invites you for a time-travel-extravaganza-vacation to planet MARS. We’ve partnered up with Rekall Inc., a corporation that sells exotic […]

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