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SUMMER CAMP MIX.

Posted on July 19, 2018 9 Comments

At last…IT’S HERE. After nearly three decades of searching cabins, bunk beds, canoes, showers, the boathouse, mess hall and almost every square inch of our campgrounds, we finally unearthed the original, official summer soundtrack from Camp TNUC! As legend has it, during a naked long-butt waterski competition in ’89 sponsored by Body Glove, the only […]

DOUBLE DEUCE MIX.

Posted on January 25, 2018 2 Comments

Calling all 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. It’s time to get wild n’ willing with TNUC’s Double Deuce Mix! 53 minutes of knee slapping, cig-ripping, beer smashing, throat ripping, sandy-mullets-waving-in-the-wind Double Deuce worship! It was only a matter of time before we curated an entire power hour dedicated to the […]

SPOOK-A-RAMA MIX.

Posted on October 25, 2017 10 Comments

Why is everyone so fascinated by this abandoned amusement park and it’s creepozoid like inhabitants? Will people ever learn their lesson when they see the giant sign that reads: NO EXIT. NO ONE LEAVES CASTLE TNUC ALIVE?!? Embedded inside the foam-core brick walls of Castle TNUC is a soundtrack. Buried in these unknown whereabouts is […]

MIDNIGHT HEAT.

Posted on May 10, 2017 5 Comments

When you live on the night side of life, alleyways of the big city transform into sensual rivers of darkness. An otherworldly mist rises from cast-iron manhole covers, permeating the neon shadows to spawn an atmosphere of steamy, softcore euphoria. It was a sweltering night but I still donned my most sensuous trench-coat while I wandered the streets […]

DRAGO’S POWER HOUR MIXTAPE.

Posted on January 4, 2017 4 Comments

There were flashing lights, pulsating music and an iridescent red glow all over the room – if you guessed Saturday night at Tech Noir, good guess…but wrong. I was inside the training facility for the Siberian Bullet himself, IVAN DRAGO. For a brief period in the eighties, your Uncle TNUC was working deep cover for […]

NIGHT BEAST II.

Posted on October 26, 2016 12 Comments

The other weekend I was visiting my Uncle Frank up the coast near Santa Carla. He’s an old burnout and metalhead from the 80s AND he has a pretty sweet condo on the beach – so I’m up there often to explore the boardwalk, scope out babes and have a few cold ones with the […]