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THE NIGHT BELONGS TO MICHELOB.

Posted on September 11, 2014 2 Comments

Please start watching repeatedly: My definition of heaven can be witnessed during those precious 32 precious seconds. Shadowy streets, sexy glares, after hours, ripping saxophone, golden bubbly streams of beer and couples escaping into the night in their trenchcoats. The brilliant minds at the Michelob company sure knew what they were talking about when they came […]

A NEW BEGINNING.

Posted on July 4, 2014 7 Comments

That wise-cracking, pizza loving neanderthal Uncle TNUC (tee-nuk) is back at it again folks. Over the last two months he’s been held up in his backyard treehouse hangout, eating bag after bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos, watching horror movies and mulling over the details to this new land that we’re calling home. Weclome to the […]

JUNGLE BABE SURVIVAL.

Posted on May 20, 2014 3 Comments

Today – May 20th 2014, marks the 30th anniversary of the day I had to evacuate my cargo plane filled with cocaine-filled faux bananas and was left stranded in the godforsaken jungles of Colombia. Let me back it up for a moment. The cocaine-filled faux bananas were exactly what you’re probably picturing. Actual bananas with […]

BABES & BEASTS.

Posted on February 7, 2014 2 Comments

What is it about babes and beasts that when they get together Uncle T just can’t seem to shake the smile from his face? If you have a bodacious babe & brawny beast couple that you’d like to show the world, please do so on our facebook page and I’ll broadcast em’!

NIGHT MOVES.

Posted on January 14, 2014 1 Comment

Easily one of the top 3 happenings of last year was when TNUC coined the term trenchcoat-noir, a genre of music that’s been with us for decades but just never had a proper title. Once in a while a tender slice of trenchcoat-noir comes my way and hits me square in the face, right out […]

INSTA-SAX.

Posted on May 14, 2013 6 Comments

ATTN: Fans of the legendary Tim Cappello: Unless you’ve followed the man’s career for the past 3 decades, prepare to indulge in the full-course-feast of sweaty saxophone that you’ve been longing for since 1987. For those of you dwelling in a cave, Tim Cappello is the oily, mega-muscled, tanned-skinned beast behind the saxophone in 1987’s […]