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FOR THE MEMORY OF A LIFETIME.

Posted on March 4, 2024 1 Comment

Pre-planning a vacation for you and the family? Or just needing to escape on a solo mission? Stop for a moment to consider taking a trip far, far away from the ordinary. As we await winter to turn spring, TNUC cordially invites you to a time-travel-extravaganza-vacation to the planet Mars. We’ve partnered up with Rekall […]

TOYOTAL RECALL.

Posted on February 27, 2019 3 Comments

Douglas Quaid had the wrong dream. Instead of falling victim to the seductive powers of Rekall Inc., where he would end up fighting for his life, all he needed to do was go back in time to a Toyota dealership. In 1991, Toyota weren’t just selling cars, they were selling action-packed implanted memories! See for yourself […]

MYSTERIOUS TRENCHCOAT FROM THE FUTURE.

Posted on November 5, 2014 3 Comments

When October comes to a close, Uncle T can’t help but sink into a brief period of blandness. Pumpkin guts, empty horror VHS boxes and fun-size Snickers wrappers blow around the TNUC lair like tumbleweeds in an empty desert. But not this year. No, a mysterious package recently arrived on TNUC’s doorstep that yanked him […]

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: JULIUS BENEDICT’S MYSTERIOUS ISLAND.

Posted on August 5, 2014 2 Comments

Lasting less than 2 minutes in 1988’s comedic masterpiece Twins, we’re given an introduction to the island where Julius Benedict was raised, trained and schooled before he would leave to Los Angeles to locate his long-lost twin brother, Vincent. During this brief encounter we get a look at the island’s pristine, scenic beauty and everyone cloaked […]

MAY’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: SIMON.

Posted on May 12, 2014 3 Comments

Any ladies out there feeling bored?…Unsatisfied?…Unappreciated? What if a certain dashing prince in a turtleneck and part down the middle of his head could magically whisk you away to say, a covert mission in Paris, where you’d join him in a wild and dangerous adventure? Well good news for you because Simon has you covered. […]

VOTE FOR BLOOD.

Posted on November 7, 2012 2 Comments

Seems like TNUC isn’t the only one participating in full-fledged Part III/Trilogy glory this year. The Blood Bros are back today (election day in the U.S.) with a white-hot, testosterone-overload of a mixtape. Prepare to explode with ‘Blood Bros III: Back in America‘. The brothers always put together fine write-ups for their mixes, here’s what […]