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HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE HUT.

Posted on December 24, 2013 1 Comment

Not only the “Hut”, but Uncle T wishes all you disciples a holly jolly Christmas. If you’re injured and bed ridden from crashing your Trans AM on the way to your grandparents holiday party and are now alone, with absolutely no festive grindage to eat, why not give your neighborhood Pizza Hut a call? If […]

KEVIN’S LOST DINNER.

Posted on December 20, 2013 1 Comment

“Bless this highly nutritional microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.” There’s so much to love about Home Alone, but something about this 9 year old not giving this good looking, well balanced, nuked dish a simple bite that never ceases to frustrate me to my very core….I […]

DECEMBER’S DEADBEAT OF THE MONTH: ELLIS.

Posted on December 3, 2013 2 Comments

If it weren’t for a certain slimy cokehead who annually creeps into my life during Christmastime, I would have begun the first chapter of this brand new TNUC feature during the first of next year. But like always, Ellis becomes a strong moral hero every December as we sit down to watch one of the […]

CRYPTMAS.

Posted on December 12, 2011 1 Comment

Leave it to the Cryptkeeper to feel so inspired and festive about the spirit of Christmas that he’s provided us with 15 holiday tracks to keep us nestled closely to the ones we love during these precious times of the season. Who knew that during all those years of him telling us boils and ghouls […]

BILLY HIXX & THE NEW BREED.

Posted on December 30, 2010 5 Comments

In 1985,weather you were a graduate, dropout or just a degenerate party animal at Georgetown University, the only spot needed to release those inner-becoming-an-adult-anxieties was at St. Elmo’s Bar. Especially a hot spot in the winter months, St. Elmo’s was also the primary destination if you wanted to catch the tough-as-nails new act Billy Hixx […]