SPIROS 2: THE MAGIC OF SPIROS.
Posted on August 31, 2010 7 Comments
If you’re looking to reach out and touch TNUC, better take a wise tip from our good friend SPIROS. If you’re unfamiliar with SPIROS and his musical selections created exclusively for TNUC, you need to first examine our post from April of this year, A Letter From the Mediterranean, as an important prerequisite to what you are about to feast your eyes upon.
A Toast,
SPIROS
As I sit back in my leather recliner and listen to this enchanting mix, the sun has just about set and its last beams of radiance are touching the palms as they sway effortlessly in the California wind. To respect SPIROS, the author/creator of this mix, I urge you to find a remote setting such as this. Other suggestions might I add would be at the edge of a plateau or any location overlooking a large body of water, preferably with a captivating, sultry woman. Allow this mix for you two to dream of the Mediterranean and believe in the magic of SPIROS…
-Uncle TNUC, August 2010
FALKENCOP.
Posted on August 9, 2010 5 Comments
When I arrived at my office this morning, a mysterious cassette tape was placed centered on my rich mahogany executives desk. I quickly opened the packaging, which was wrapped in gold foil, and foolishly tried to load it in my laser disc player (at this point I was as nervous as I was tired, due to a lack of sleep from last night). At last, I located my cassette player and loaded the tape. Before hitting the play button, I fixed myself a glass of my 15-year-old bottle of Glenlivit scotch, which of course is stored in a $700 glass decanter on my mantle. Then I pressed play, reclined in my elegant, burgundy leather chair and these are the sounds that resonated through the room…
LOU FERRIGNO’S BODY PERFECTION.
Posted on August 4, 2010 3 Comments
Lets face it, if TNUC created any type of music, it would sound precisely like the first 45 seconds of this clip. Seriously, if I could wake up each morning to the intro to this clip and fall asleep each night by Lou reading me a bedtime story, I would be a much happier camper.
A SOMBER WOLF.
Posted on July 29, 2010 1 Comment
KEY LARGO.
Posted on July 23, 2010 1 Comment
Apologies for the lack of updates this month, but it could be due to the fact that i’m on my way to Key Largo to mull over business problems, examine opportunities, exchange rumors and spread gossip with Mr. Bertie Higgins.
Mix a lethal concoction of Sonny Crockett’s stylings and the burliness of the lumberjack guy on the Brawny paper towel rolls, and the spawn is Bertie Higgins. This outstanding human is 300% TNUC approved. Getting lost in Bertie’s eyes for 3 minutes and 16 seconds may be easy, but listening to the song all the way through could make you never want set foot on a Yacht again. It’s that bad. So turn it DOWN, throw some Jan Hammer on, and press play.
HEATHER BE THY NAME.
Posted on July 13, 2010 2 Comments
Heather Locklear is obviously one of the most tantalizing babes of power that we’ve ever come across at Camp TNUC. To commence HEATHER BE THY NAME week at Uncle TNUC’s, here’s a track pulled from the library that feels best for her. No disrespect to disco queen Donna Summer, but today we’re giving 100% credit to the man behind the boards, Giorgio Moroder. Here’s the instrumental for 1983’s ‘She Works Hard for the Money’. It might be difficult and painful to wait until the 3:08 mark for the saxophone to enter, but I assure you, it’s well worth it.
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