WRESTLING Category

MUD WRESTLING MADNESS.

Welcome to TNUC’s 1st ever MUD WRESTLING MADNESS MONTH! An entire Month dedicated to female mud wrestling? Yes. So if any of your friends start bringing up college basketball “March Madness”, just tell them it doesn’t exist anymore and then point them in this direction. Let the games begin… Ah, the lost art of female mud & oil wrestling. […]

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FEBRUARY’S LOST LEGEND OF THE MONTH: VAL VENIS.

How we’ve neglected to induct a professional wrestler into ANY of our monthly countdowns is seriously beyond me. Well disciples, I wholeheartedly apologize and promise that this all changes today. Please give a warm, TNUC welcome to February’s Lost-Legend-Of-The-Month, WWF/WWE’s very own forgotten sleazeball…VAL VENIS! Before reading any further, it’s absolutely imperative that you revisit his classic […]

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HULK HOGAN’S ROCK ‘N’ WRESTLING.

Even if you paid zero attention to Hulk Hogan’s Rock N’ Wrestling on Saturday mornings between the years of 1985 and 1986, you cannot and will not deny the triumphant-ness of the theme song to this short-lived cartoon series. So before you head out on your BMX this morning to jump the dunes and ride […]

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MORE PASTAMANIA.

The brief but iconic food court restaurant in Minnesota’s Mall-of-America might be ancient history, but legends never die. Just recently I received a message from a Minnesota native named PJ who actually came across an authentic menu from the grand opening of Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania! (If you haven’t read our first PASTAMANIA spread, do that first […]

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PASTAMANIA.

“Pasta” is probably the last thing I predicted would be relieving me of my post-Halloween pit of blandness. The problem with pummeling out posts left and right throughout a month like October is the inevitable comedown. Much like drinking Jack Daniels and popping ‘ludes all night with Vanity – times may seem like they’re at an […]

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RICK "THE MODEL" MARTEL.

In late 1989, the WWF and the world were introduced to a menacing yet fine-musked force known as Rick “the Model” Martel. He had his own brand of perfume called “Arrogance”, which was kept in a large atomizer and would be sprayed in the eyes of his opponents to blind them. He also wore a […]

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